banned-users

?????

Max, there are 10 minutes left

in this movie

WHY WERE THEY FREAKIN GOUT

I'm not even kidding

So all this was to find out what

What information did artemis gain from all this bullshit

this is

just happening the movie

Why did he kidnap a random ass fairy

ah

artemis fowl won the holy grail war

and is making his wish now

5 f[s

where id the FPS go

!!!

lmao

see I wasn't crazy earlier

I saw it earlier too Leg

$120M

can't even render CGI at 24FPS

DDDDAAAAD

8

monitors

now kith

!!!!!!

Fuck you

opal koboi

it was the villain from book 5

AHHHHHHHH

"Ah yes, I'm back, now back to trafficking cocaine in russia!"

woman

Opal

its the main villian of the sECOND BOOK

And then opal keeps reappearing because the author ran out of ideas

he just had that

in his shirt

RIP legal loli

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

also, if you didn't catch on

and you didnt want to watch it pika

So I must've missed it, but how was the mcmuffin device introduced

it was behind a painting

Okay, how did artemis fucking get it

can't wait for the sequel where Holly gets her finger cut off then artemis gets sent to the demon realm and time travels to fight his first movie version after which he sacrifices his body to use the magic he had all along for some reason

So he had the device he uses to save his father from the very beginning

Did they cut out a scene or something

80 minute movie, I bet they cut a lot

I am here to watch Foul Artemis

Did I miss anything

no

no

no

never

you're just in time Umbreon

Why are they clapping

next saturday lets discuss the first artemis fowl book in our first weekly book club meeting

nno

They didn't earn this music

Does that mean I need to read a book now

is it better or worse than eragon?

lets watch that next

eragon is a book

This is worse because this book was better

with a bad movie

I have Eragon, I can't handle that right now

i cant handle eragon right now

LETS RACE THE ERAGON VIDEO GAME

i own the ds version

SEQUEL BAIT

AHHHHHHHH

Is the movie over

this movie released direct to Disney+

not yet

and cost $120M

there will be no sequel

it was supposed to release in theaters in october

or something

THIS WALK