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Sunday, June 14, 2020
He's Olaf from Frozen
Okay
They actually did it
Why so close to the surface though
because fae cant enter
fairy law
Mulch doesn't have magic at this point
Most dwarves don't bother with keeping magic because it's easier to commit robberies without it
Okay, so maybe I missed something, but what do any of these people have to do with koboi
nothing
Beard lockpicking
That happens in the book
But he does not let her go like a fucking retard
the golden butt plug
probably leg
movie is 75% over
Opal and root sound really similar
So in the book, the troll was dropped in as a surprise
And holly is immediately crippled by it
shove the buttplug up her ass
give her her magic back
Mulch is a greedy criminal who leaves the second things get too dangerous for his liking
Black Lives Matter is going to be pissed
if she gets eaten
In an interview regarding the move to Disney+, Colfer stated that Netflix and Disney+ numbers are mysterious to him and that the measure of the film's success will be if Disney asks to do a sequel.lol
this scene
]has gone on so long
this is what they made the rest of the movie for
That was painful
oH NO!
THEY'RE DOING THIS ALREADY?
hes dead
he looks fine
PepeHands
he looks completely fine
its his sister
not his daughter
but yes
deleted scene
Holly heals butler in the books
Didn't watch it, is the thing that bad?
yes
They did the kevlar thing
its pretty bad
yes it is bad
So how does any of this help artemis find his dad
BOAT MAN
nothing happens
what
wait
what
WHAT WAS THE PROBLEM WITH IT
WHAT DID THE TIME FREEZE DO
THEY WERE FREAKING OUT
Why is he holding it
AND NOTHING HAPPENED
WHAT THE FUCK
WHO CARES
?????
Max, there are 10 minutes left
in this movie
WHY WERE THEY FREAKIN GOUT
I'm not even kidding
So all this was to find out what
What information did artemis gain from all this bullshit
this is
just happening the movie
Why did he kidnap a random ass fairy