@Moviegoers We're watching the cinematic masterpiece that is Artemis Fowl
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Sunday, June 14, 2020
We'll start in a few minutes
So reggie, did you also read this series growing up?
Also I think I fell for Haunters trap
I like his music now
EAT SHIT YOU KIKES
YOU RUINED EVERYTHING
WALT DISNEY WOULD HAVE YOU ALL GASSED
It's Hagrid
Is that meant to be mulch diggums
Yep
God, 10 seconds in
all this exposition
I want to rape this director
Are they gonna animate the "digging" scene
This is not artemis
Did they actually film in Ireland you think?
Artemis would be far too pompous, and fragile, to do this
No, he's thin in the book depictions
dumber than Critikal
You don't just beat champions in 5 moves
He's not
A fun-loving kid
that's such a gay scooter
His dad was a drug-trafficker
No, he was leg
It was always seniro
senior*
oh no
His dad has to leave for some smokes
did he learn nothing from Kobe
>that line
oh this exists for some reason
HE'S A CRIMINAL
NO, HE IS NOT SYMPATHETIC
AND THERE HE IS
AN OVERWEIGHT NIGGER PLAYING BUTLER
NO
YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW HIS NAME
You seem enthused
THAT'S KEPT SECRET UNTIL BOOK 3
Gent's brain is gonna be turned to moosh
fairies
black magic
Okay
I mean, I guess that's a way of doing it
Fuck off
i have your father
Who is this, opal koboi?
god why is butler such a
loser in this
even outside of him being black
you can just sense the beta
he looks like a mall cop
he's suppoused to be a chap
He's fat
chad*
he should be 6'6
he'ssuppoused to be super buff
not 5'6
he's also like russian or eurasian
One of the most iconic scenes is when he puts on armor and fights a 10 foot troll
This fat nigger isn't beating up shit
I think he was Syrian Max
beige skin
hes usppoused to look like
buff agent 47
not a husky black manlet
this child is
a terirble actor