Those are what I count
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Sunday, April 19, 2020
going back to 1999 (to get columbine)
ufcking there is a 0 dead 0 injured that counts
so~ 20 years
There are tons of "school shootings" which just take place within 5 miles of a school
even if the shooter only kills himself in the school it counts
Which I don't count
Those 6-7 are the real ones
the media makes it out to be all mass shootings when thats blatantly false
we had schools go in lockdown in my area because someone was walking around with a crossbow once
that was funny
sounds like a school shooting
nice
increase the counter
true
but now do shootings per capita
i guess a crossbow would count as a shooting if it happened
Do attacks at schools with sword-like weapons count as a shooting
it would
since guns are sword like weapons
thats a school slashing
im not sure
i do know that one of them that im looking at now had 9 shot and injured with a 10th having a stroke and they counted that as 10 injured
what about if you used a mace?
Yep, according to my qualifications
the black dude?
school bludgeoning?
Canada has had 1
yeah that counts
what is the counter for school stabbings in the UK?
thats a school smashing
I mean if we do school stabbings I am sure that is higher then shootings everywhere
ok what if you cast a fireball into a school?
i feel like alliteration is important here
school scorching
blizzard?
thats a snow day
Kapap
>snow day
those do not happen in canada
"accidentally" making nitroglycerin in chemistry class
accidentally making a nuke in my unis physics labs
i accidentally made mustard gas committed a fucking war crime
thats called a war crime
i also made zyklon b just to beat gent to the joke
it is not a crime if you win
damn
okay war hero
Accidentally remove israel from the geography textbook
making a nuke with school lab supplies is laugh since its actually impossible
idk about your school Leg
but we all got chunks of uranium in lab starting in the 7th grade
We had a Pakistani teacher though, so that might have been why
Oh so that's why you're a sex freak today
having a bit of Uranium 235 is not enough to make a bomb
sure it is
Anyway, hydrogen ones are better
cobalt bombs are the best
Oh so I just learned that the community where that shooting happened only had like 100 people in it
so that is more fucked
10% death rate for that town
also explains why there were only 10 killed in 12 hours
Trump's been looking like he's on the brink of passing out
this is probably the hardest thing he's had to do since being elected
it 100% is
a situation he has no background in
can't trust the "experts" at WHO
American lives being lost
media is spouting communist china propaganda
yeah I can imagine he is working super fucking hard all day every day
unfortunatly some of the population will never awknowledge his hard work
they won't ever watch his briefings because CNN says they are propaganda
propaganda as in it would show everyone of their viewers that trump is actually doing his job
and that cnn are liars
pretty much
@Dan K. Meme give my perms back
youre the one who started shit >:(
okay no fun police