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Being assigned two essays to peer edit and leaving one sentence worth of critiquing then putting “Other than that looks good!”

I knew it was two things

For a 15 page essay

rusp do you know what a quark is at least?

I have the absolute vaguest understanding

considering particles are not real, that is about as much understanding as you need

do you know why it is physically impossible to have an isolated quark?

It’s a dairy product

You guys like that

Strange

Stuff

You know

That stuffs pretty cool

Haha

strange is a quark

good job

Call me a genius

the strange, happy, horny, up, down, left, right, inside, reverse quarks

Charming

ok now you are looking at a list

Wait what

I said charming because someone changed my name

GOT IT

POGGERS

Horny

That’s when a quark forgets its r

Shut up retard

only 3 of those were real quark varieties gent

I know of strange, up, and down

Any higgas in the chat?

good morning

Higgs Boson

LOL im peer editing another essay from a hot girl in my class and she wrote about teenage pregnancy rates

hilarity

Send us a copy Rusp

(edit out the name of course)

fuck that

edit out everything but her name

is she pro or against teen pregnancy?

She is a pro at it

i cant do it ill get suspseneded

lol

I just posted my final exam on a discord

^

that is against school policy

lmao

The mounties are on their way as we speak

how dare you pika

you

you went against

I posted 2/5ths of my exam

the academic mission

only 2/5ths illegal

how could you

a real waterlouie would not do that

water water water

loo loo loo

waterloo is what you call a toilet before a shit is placed into it

or piss i suppose

or anything besides water

like cum

yes Spooky, like cum!

who cums in the toilet though

>saying a shit

not a shirt

meme ruined

ah shirt i mispelled it

also cumming into toilets is the activity of kings

how

Some other dude has to piss into your cum, that is an alpha move

you know you're a chad when you can slice your shit in half with your cum blasts

or your shirt

Here's a fun word problem that doesn't involve particle physics:

Say you are standing on the surface of the hollow Earth's interior world. 
You are aware that this air pocket exactly overlaps with the region claimed by "scientists" to be the molten outer core and solid inner core. 
The inner sun sits directly above your head, and is around 10x the size that the sun is on the surface world. 

What is the volume of the inner sun?

and I do have a solution since I did this when I had insomnia last night

had to install the old gboard (google keyboard apk) because google put their fucking branding on the space-bar

why is my upload the thing getting throttled?

are there just so many retarded kids trying to make tiktok videos at 1am?