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yeah i can’t do real math

my brain is too fucked up to be able to do any simple math problems

social science done properly is fine, but that is rare

and basically limited to just psychology

What the hell, that's supposed to be your saving grace chink

i can convert the metric and imperial system to eachother tho

An asian that can't even do math anymore, what good are you

14.5 grams = an ounce

>using chicken units

nice

what lame unit do u use then

natural units when allowed, SI otherwise

well

no clue what that means

natural units is you take the speed of light (and planks constant) and set them equal to 1

so then velocity has no units

and length = time = 1/energy = 1/mass

ah

that’s

interesting

The reason I called them chicken units is because my prof called them that lol, because they are the units you use if you want to trade chickens

Because it all began with the cosmic chicken

no i use those to buy drugs

not chickens

chickens and drugs are the same thing

to a first approximation

both release chemicals in your brain if you consume them

what’s even your major

mathematical physics

He does the science so an engineer can use it to actually make things

not even gent

I do abstract science that an actual scientist can dilute so that an engineer can use it to build things

sounds lame

its fun

nerd

because math is cool

I am

you are correct

well whatever major i do won’t matter

Math is fun once you get past calc

major in pharma

You can be one of those rehab spokesmen

cut out the middle man

make your own drugs

Also pure math calc is fun leg

no i won’t ever get a degree lol

just applied calc is a drag

i might get my phd then off myself

might off myself in college

>get my phd

you won't even get that far

He says it like it's bound to happen

with your drug habits unless you go for a joke degree you are not making it past 1st year

41% chance

yeah imma go there for liek 3 years

then die of an “accidental overdose”

For comparison, basically no one in my program drinks alcohol, let alone drugs

history is easy

math is lame

Why distinguish alcohol from drugs

@Spooky Phijkchu this lad is shitting on your career

why did you say pharma

isn't buisiness the party adegree/

I said pharma so he could make his drugs

he wants me to sell drugs

oh

@Turnip This lad is shitting on your career

which if i did i would die myself

phijkchu drug dealer

spooky is the phijkchu child trafficer, so we need a druglord

wait

not easy but it’s easier for me than math

wasn't that maxs job

we have talked about this before

max is a woman

I will never participate in society.

Never!

poggers

based and redpilled as always turnip