I have 400 rolls of toilet paper I’m good
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Thursday, March 12, 2020
I live in a liberal area, and I have guns
I'm fine
i havent done any shopping, so im pretty fucked 🙂
are stores super sold out where you guys are
I know here stores are starting to run out of stock of a lot of shit
They're going to blockade the Virginia interstate in Fredrick,VA
so it'll make it a pain to go visit Max
other than that, no real concerns
and yeah, the federal government has requisitioned almost all the food/supplies around here
So our stores are EMPTY
we're only out of tp
I went to Publix like an hour ago and there was nothing in the cleaning isles
It’s like all these people preaching home made cleaning supplies and non co2 emitters don’t trust them
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cool
broadband usage caps are retarded anyway
I wonder how much pornhub's traffic will skyrocket
since it usually goes up
I believe I recall reading they were offering free premium to italians
Sounds like something they'd do
I hope animal crossing is out before my job inevitably forces work from home
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babylonbee.comI wish I could do some work from home shit
at home retail cinny
Good grief
Ma is paranoid cause Jake's been coughing
quarntine him
Lol
and by that I mean throw him on the street
So yeah, My bet is cinny is first to get corona here
followed by me
If jake were to die to corona
I'd be sad cause that's my brother but also in disbelief cause I'd finally be F R E E
jesus cinny
maybe he
A soul for a soul
will stop being loud in the background of calls vinny
jake being gone would be a sad loss
He's not my kid he was forced on me for years by my parents
my schoool hasnt been canceled yet
so i still hvae a chance of getting it
He cant be a very good spirit animal if hes still alive pika
I still think about that time he was playing car sounds on his computer while cinny was talking
statistically someone here has to get it surely
and if it is zingles or spooky we can even have a boomer death
Uh oh guys I coughed once I’m dead
dan
are yours closed
hop in vc for a second dan
hes on mobile
be considerate
I was just going to cough
then leave
Nope
We’re like one day from closing though lmao
a lot of schools are closing after this week
it seems
I’ve got three weeks
Can’t wait for it to get extended to like 3 months
did you see what I posted
No
about how an estimated 1% of ohians have corona
lmao
get fuCKED rusp
The solution was to shoot all corona virus carriers
That’s me!
I’m 1%
How did we fuck it up
!!
This is huge: Ohio Health Dept. Director Amy Acton is saying that evidence of community spread indicates that 1% of Ohioans are currently carrying coronavirus. That's 117,000 people. Only 5 in Ohio have actually tested positive to this point.
there you go
Pog
if you are bio catch it tell us
