Why though
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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Thursday, March 12, 2020
Basically a community college
Such a waste of time
And there was a decent amount of fucking around done by people there
I'd rather work on my 5 assignments I have at any given time
Good for you mr model student
Hardly lol I am so fucking lazy
Better than me I flunked out
I will never have as few responsibilities in my life, as I did in college
which gives you the leverage to try an absurd amount of new things
Not saying you need to be a serial partier
But it's an experience you can't really be a part of ever again
I've had too much responsibility for too long raising jake
I went from 0 to many in the jump from hs to uni
So I never got the true experience
you still live at home, so maybe that's a part of it Pika
Not shitting on it, of course, financially smart move
Partying is not really a thing at UW regardless actually
Even on campus
I want to not live with my parents anymore unless someone else takes over jake
Everyone who wanted to waste time doing that went to laurier for a meme degree
But in college my responsibilities were essentially
1) don't starve
2) don't die
I still had Jake
So I didnt get that freedom
Spooky will take jake
Jake is secretly Vinny's son
It's more like a forced adoption if anything
Ask jake if he is willing to delivsr pizza in a dress
I can't
Corona Virus has halted pizza delivery
Rip
Rip bopits future career
Anyway,, that's part of why college was so great
Pretty much absoulte freedom
Got to try living a variety of different lives
I like the grind of having a soul crushing amount of work
It was more school which at that point I was tired of it
I got my pair of degrees, but I was never really under some strict deadline, I paid my own way through school ,and worked through the Summers
Some people are under a financial or schedule stress, which hampers their ability to choose what to do
Mine was a schedule stress prolly
I was limited to when jake was in school
I do not get stressed
¯\(ツ)\/¯
not that kind of stress pika
Disneyland closed
I mean, they have constraints on them
stressors
They are financially constrained, or constrained by needing to be bound to some other schedule
Anyways back to the topic at hand. This street party is going to turn waterloo into a hot zone for corona
And fuck me
Chances are
I'll have it soon
I've got 4 confirmed cases at my company
I work retail I come near so many people per day
This really is a race to see who dies first
I mean I'm fairly healthy so I wont die
I promise I will post if I have it
It would mainly be an inconvenience
Cause flu like symptoms
Vinny, this part is not a meme
it has long-term autoimmune effects on your body
(And dox myself to spooky if he wants to make a mad dash to suck my dick efore I die)
What does that entail
PogChamp
essentially, you become worse at fighting off future infections, like a mild case of AIDS
Resperitory problems, reprodu tive issues as long term effects too cinny
those are note proven yet Pika
Sure but possible
well, repertory problems are a symptom (pneumonia)
but the heart/testicle dmg is currently under review
Also you'll possibly kill your older parents
the immune system compromise is pretty well understood though, it's not major
They're only in their 40s
but it probably will have long-term affects on your life expectancy
I see
The biggest issue health wise for me specifically is my lungs, I live around smokers and inhale that shit with no real choice in the matter
1 in 100 chance that rusp has it
Kappa