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Friday, February 28, 2020
Kobe
Covid
I'm seeing a similarly
Who is going to have the most kids in this server
that they take care of and don't abandon
well that takes spooky out of the running
kappa1
bio is going to transition the most kids
Not me
followed by spooky
i despise children, and im a simp
vinny
Umbreon, you need to spread your purebread dna
vinny feels like a
8 kid kinda guy
I feel like it is going to be reggie
The question is more who is going to marry the type of woman who will want to have a lot of kids
and his record will be 2
jinny over there
vinny will get 1
everyone else will die alone
no kids for me
only cats
oh so you can actually have a pussy to show people
i get it
if they figure out how to modify trannies so they can have kids, my answer changes to suflora
who will have 5
didn;'t you say your life ambition was being a stay at home mom max?
she is a cat mom
it was only wife
iirc
wife
and cats can be my kids
I feel like Max will enter some long-term depression
we'll call it Rob seasonal depression-tier
and she'll wake up 9 months pregnant
not possible
Male
dick girl
Confirmed
this isn't that doujin spooky
Fuck off with this shit
I do also like the idea of Max being too lazy to get an abortion, or putting it off long enough until the doctors wont let het
I'm not sure why I find these scenarios funny
and I mean, I guess they apply to xBrox as well
but she seems like someone who might want kids later in life
The adult female, yes
that would involve xbrox leaving the house and finding a man in the middle of nowhere
hey im sure pika will find some excuse to move up there
White girls fuck \___
Kappa
>assuming she's white
>assuming she's girls
Getting away from the reproduction meme
Who's going to have the stupidest pet
max
Max will be the pet
doesn't count
it begs the question who can actually take care of themselves to have the luxury of taking care of a pet
dogs/cats/fish are whatever
dan you learn very quickly how to take care of yourself in college
I'm more curious who has that desire to own a chinchilla or something
as someone in college
i disagree
i have no interest in caring for a small thing that isn't my child
you just started dan
its been one semester!
I have zero interest in a pet that isn't 1000% self-sufficient
fish tank, cool I can set it up and it just exists
"pet" alligator in the back pond of a florida house
second I have to clean/feed/walk something
I quit
you have to clean and feed fish
you can automate the feeding
maybe he has a self-cleaning/feeding tank
and in my experience, you can go 2 years without cleaning before shit starts to die
and you can get a fish that cleans it
water filters and dead fish
honestly, if you avoid the shitty decoration and get a saltwater tank