hey @Bopit this is how real people do things, none of that excel crap
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Monday, February 24, 2020
Kappa
there i made it less complex and it finally resolved
I hate vba :(
excel is fine though
this is not vba
also why would I want to be a degenerate normie and use what real people use
I know leg
confirmed spooky is a coomer
get fucked
baited
damn
He has to go by me first so I'll roadtrip there too Kappa
Tuesday, February 25, 2020
Weinstein didn’t kill himself
at some point there have to be cases that aren't murder that we decide are
just give all black people pigment removal surgery and then they wont have their primal urges anymore
@Spooky Phijkchu to answer a question from last night, nevermind stonks doing fine Kapp
Nice Reggie, way to short the market
sadly it looks like tqqq might fuck me, but we'll see tomorrow morning
I kept the bare minimum in my index fund to keep my perks, and moved everything else to a short-term inflation protected holding fund
I moved 1-2 days early, caught the market sitting at 28,700 or so
But now it's just the question of when/if I move back
You guys are too adult like
kung flu gonna fuck up everything for a good while
puts on travel stocks are nice while its still spreading to different countries and nobody is travelling
I figure I'm hedging my bets against something major, if I miss out on 5% gains this year, but protect from a potential shit storm, it's worth it
But then again, I'm not really trying to make money in the market
yea im here for the money, and im trying to make back my losses from my other stocks tanking the past week
kinda made it back today, lost like 10% past week and gained back 8 or so
if i woulda gone heavy on puts at the start of the day i would have made a killing but oh well
It was a bit of a crapshoot though. Market could have rebounded today with everyone "buying at a discount"
potentially
cursed
@Traps are gay the snow is starting
What do I do
Why are there so many god damn dems debates
because its primary season
Uh, idk
Same as normal
You fuckers
it is coming this way
15-20cm tomorrow
Policy aside, Warren's such a lying bitch
But in a private conversation I heard that all the other candidates said she deserved to win
Warren's lies piss me off more than Trump's
Something about having a penis, makes it ok
Warren is a professor and lectures you to believe her lies
still better than bloomberg
nesfortnite
bloomberg is based and hates women so he has my vote
bloomberg places pictures of graffiti outside his offices and calls it a crime
bloomberg is an oligarch who bought himself into the debate
Shrug_ATWE
I like the optics of somehow both parties being headlined by billionaires
Bio is scared because bloomberg is one of the more sensible ones
He doesn't want teenagers like him to have access to weed
wow gents semidefending bloomberg
Because he's a greedy economy jew, he was historically more republican leaning
Bernie is completely un-electable
if Bernie becomes president and gets his financial bullshit passed somehow I expect a large amount of people to refuse to pay taxes
>if bernie becomes president
its certainly not a when
if overstates it
he might somehow get the nomination which would lead to trump winning
same with the senate candidate joe biden
Bernie seems less mentally deficient than Biden at this point.
He doesn't have dementia
I can't even understand my own sentences
Bernie's not eloquent, he has an extremely limited method of responding to questions
At least he's not a zionist
ignoring Marxism he has no mental illness that I am aware of
he likes the sand niggers though