I might play it
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Friday, January 31, 2020
i got it from humble bundle at some point but never tried it
Millions Drop Dead As Brexit Finalized
UNITED KINGDOM—As Brexit was finalized today, millions of Britons instantly dropped dead."Upon returning to the dystopian nightmare of self-determination and not being ruled by an elite group of unelected bureaucrats, millions died on the spot," said an NHS spokesperson. Ac...
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10 Hours of NOT so soft Loli breathing (EARRAPE)
Why did I make this? I wasted 2 days on this.
www.youtube.comdo all emojis look this bad now?
I know sites will restyle their own
but these are some shitty defaults
Finally, a bell pepper emoji
and breastfeeding man
and male bride for some reason
honestly, the man/woman stuff barely makes sense as it is, race stuff as well
these all use to be gender-agnostic yellow faces
I feel like everything else is just to throw a bone to the PC crowd
Jews strive to make the unnatural natural
oh these versions aren't breastfeeding so its not as bad as I thought
Oh, that santa emoji
is pretty bad
https://emojipedia.org/santa-claus/https://emojipedia.org/mrs-claus/https://emojipedia.org/mx-claus/
🎅 Santa Claus (Father Christmas) Emoji
Santa Claus, sometimes referred to as Father Christmas, brings joy to children at Christmas time. Displayed with a beard and red festive hat. The Santa emoji had a frown on Android 4.4,…
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🤶 Mrs. Claus (Mother Christmas) Emoji
Mother Christmas, more commonly known as Mrs. Claus, is the wife of Santa Claus. Displayed as an older woman with glasses and a festive red and white bonnet. See also: Christmas emoji list. …
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🧑🎄 Mx Claus Emoji
The Mx Claus emoji is a sequence of the 🧑 Adult and 🎄 Christmas Tree emojis. These display as a single emoji on supported platforms. …
emojipedia.orgI guess the last one is Arthur Christmas
man
that uh beaver
looks like he's pushing out a massive shit
toothbrush looks like a sex toy
I appreciate the hot pocket
there could be legitimate reasons for having women in space, but they already do go to the space station so who cares
Why do they want more space crime
so they can have space police
Wow pika didn’t know you had a girlfriend
He was down to a halfway house, after serving 16 years, for context
Life sentences shouldn't be handed out for murder in the first place
man
it took me a few mins to realise it meant chink as like
the actual quote chink in armor
Racist
BREAKING: U.S. will ban foreigners who visited China within the last 14 days from entering the country
Hawaii Judges: now this looks like a job for me
Ban flights from hawaii too
r/uwaterloo - @ Waterloo walk-in, they confirmed someone from Wuha...
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Its been an honour
God, why does wuhan have to have so many people
well they won;t soon
11 million plus tourist travel
It's more than LA, new york, london
We big fucked
Pretty much any major city in the west
wuhan is a region isn't it?
nope
I guess it's no wonder a fucking plague sprang out from them
Western university apparently had a student with corona. So that is a canadian university which probably will explode as a mini epicenter of corona in canada
Pika, go get sick
You can help accelerate the end of the world
Infect the whole tri-state area
Spooky
pika
now is the perfect time to go visit spooky
I wish
my messages
would fucking
send
this is doomsday scenario right now you have no idea
bus strike just ended
it can now spread faster
literally ended the same day this was announced
also yeah spooky
hear me out
we can hang out together before it is too late if you come right now
Coronavirus update: - 11,948 confirmed cases worldwide - 17,988 suspected cases - 259 fatalities - 1,795 in serious/critical condition - 260 treated and released - All parts of China reporting cases - 24 countries reporting cases
50% live rate
not bad
50% of concluded cases yeah
consider 1795 in serious/critical, if we assume they are all going to die, then of the confirmed cases (ignoring suspected), it will have a 17% mortality rate
just a cold bro
man, so I keep having to clear my throat, and I am sure some chinaman at my school shits his pants everytime I cough
lol
