and just kills him
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Sunday, January 26, 2020
Well, given that I can't be killed
bopit has a pea sized brain
the solution is
death
he will kill you until you can be killed
actually
better idea
just put him in a cage
I mean, I'll get in the cage willingly
easy
he can be like an exhibit
spooky on wheels
>wheels
excuse me
I want tank treads on my cage
we can make that happen
could we do like
one of those things where you pass the class pet around
so like
one week umbreon gets him
and then pika gets him
yes
everyone gets a week where they have to take me home and watch me
feed me, bathe me, play with me
how do we convince a college to have a man inside a cage on treads be a temporary comfort animal
Art faculty
it is modern art
https://esadoctors.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/American-Airlines-Emotional-Support-Animal-Form.png
it is to symbolize the inner cage we all face
pika with the 2 billion IQ ideas
I actually think I might qualify
didn't airplanes ban non dogs from being comfort animals?
proposed it last week
but yes
b/c ppl kept bringing miniature horses on planes
The only service animals that actually do shit, are dogs
let's not forget that
and showing proof that your dog is at least trained in some base level of support
should be an easy requirement for any dog owner
take them to a 2-week course, get them certified in some minor task
get your letter of certification
"emotional support animals" are a meme
just call them pets
or communal pets, in the case of a school
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I don't get why Iran would try to start a war when they already have their citizenry rioting in the streets
we're just going to recreate Persia since everyone already hates the regime
why does a parody account come up first
Gent how did you find that video
In another server. idk how accurate it is since the news shots showed more vegetation in the crash site, but the cliffs seem about right for the region
oh i assumed that was related to bagdad
No lol
apparently no casualties from the missiles
and it was Iraqis who sent them
officially condemned by the Iraq government
Almost certainly a fake video or it would have been sold for money to the media by now
the fireball looked too big
but I dont know what its supposed to look like
Yeah that seemed weird to me
I didn’t think they actually exploded like that
Good find Gent
China's health minister warns that a new virus “is getting stronger” in its ability to spread, as the death toll rises to more than 80. There are more than 2,700 confirmed cases across the country. https://t.co/t3Gue7vz78
Max, it's in both of our counties now
2 in Richmond area, 1 in N. Virginia
wear aviator goggles at all times
so should we do a death pool
who here gets it first
not """confirmed"""
but ours is a Whuton exchange student
probably max
yours is a mom+kid who were just in China
aren't you a frail 100 pound dude bopit
is this an actual thing to be worried about
nahhhhh
I feel like you are more likely to get it
