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Dracula has very high dex

MY HOLY HAND GRENADE WAS IN THERE

I CLICK THE TRIGGER WITH MY OTHER TOES

How is this contraption supposed to work

It’s a remote detonated bomb

Remote

Sorry

RUNE

activated

Runes aren't in this

And the activation rune is in one shoe

Okay

Some kind of magic bullshit

why is general just rp now

One shoe is a bomb and the other is a trigger

Roll for if any of this is true

/r d6

@Rusp: d6 = (4) = 4

Someone else made the bomb for you, and you assume it's magic

must be heresy!

So what's in it

Holy

And explosions

The plant?

its got hand grenades in it

Gent it’s the one from worms

Worms burrow through your arm

Poggers

One of them is using a blowtorch

Damn

What a bitch

Now roll for if this does anything

/r d6

@Rusp: d6 = (4) = 4

/r d6

@Gent: d6 = (2) = 2

Okay, it catches fire

This is a ponga moment

Damn

Fire

/roll 1d20

@Bopit: 1d20 = (8) = 8

Nope

Dracula then quenches it with your blood

Uhh

This is the last thing you see before succumbing forever

No no

Gent you fool

You idiot

You really didn’t think

That I would have a self destruct button

In my brain

Yes

So that I could kill myself

You don't

I am a high intelligence man

I planned for death

Are you

Yeah dude I’m mago nem

mango em

Because you fired your fancy prosthetic cannon into the ground and ruined all your explosives with fraudulent holy water

It wasn’t fraudulent

You just decided it was

Okay, it's real pope bathwater

Nice

Don’t turn him into a vampire wtf

You’re gonna make my actual character fight him

That’s fucked up

commit die

hey now

before you get turnt

You can use diplomacy

do the self kill rusp

He has to listen to me

only way out

Since he’s basically exactly the same as my actual character

Except more suicidal

That is unfortunate

My actual characters name is Mega Man

No it's not