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Saturday, December 28, 2019
think about how many kids there are max, and think of how many kids have teeth
You know they're supposed to be leaving behind coins
pretty sure it qualifies
yes gent
I see
that was teh joke just now
yes they remembered
all the houses
they went to
Weird plot
its not a plot lol, it was a 1 second side joke
"I uncollect the teeth, but then they recollect the teeth, but I won't just uncollect them again"
who didnt pay attention during the memory plot?
CHRISTMAS
CANCELED
Sand Man is slacking
dog plot
RAPE
good part coming up
I guess everyone dreams of horses
horse
rape
bet you didnt expect that
Time for a new holiday
festivus time
The best of us
george costanza being the mascot of course
Good job standing up to bitch
His power is causing petty arguments
to be honest i would be kinda depressed too if i only had nightmares for dreams
Oh come on, the australians are always afraid
"Let me show you how to lay an egg"
this part, is weird
Bait and switch
lool
the eggs are alive
take her teeth first
So if you knockout a kid's teeth and take them, you still gain the memories right?
pretty sure its not clarified because i dont think a guardian wants to take a kids tooth out
Come on xbrox, desperate times call for desperate measures
Oh well, no more easter bunny, guess they'll have to believe in JESUS YOU FUCKING HEATHENS
jesus is powercreep
Autism will save every fairy tale hero
trade the magic staff
for a
nvm
he fucked up the trade
gj eeeeeeediot
Should probably kill him like sandman first
you cant, thats the thing
hes not a guardian so he cant be killed
pretty sure anyway
Oh
Dead man
its how he became jack frost
its the EPIC super hero backstory
No consequences, nice
no there is
Their only hope is autism
you didnt talk to your toys gent?
hoping theres something happy?
Now that kid's gonna grow up to be a conspiracy theorist
of course gent, he was reading about bigfoot at the beginning when he was first introduced
Of course, the best way to gain faith is by performing magic out in the open where everyone can see us
christmas has been canceled
for the next million years
by now
same with easter
Santa, easter just happened, you have like 8 months left before you should be worried
and tooth collecting
and dreams
and snow
single kid
The kid has gained date rape powers
is more powerful
than 5 demigods
this is the one thing in the movie that was a terrible plot design, but it had to happen i guess. children are the power
That's why you need the autistic ones, so that they retain faith well into adulthood
