banned-users

It's Leg

i wish

and that lesson was learned in Shrek 2

pretty sure its rob and his fan base

and forgotten

chequebook

theres a girl

see?

yep

lol

good call xBrox

backup hive queen

I guess there's less semen inside Fiona than initially thought

pfff, scott

this is basically a sex scene

scott will make himself tiny and jump up rumple's butt

please censor it

Remember in the first movie when shrek beat an entire tournament of knights

yes

I too, like punching women

easily

remember when he lost all of his edge and need for any strength because he;s a prince?

He didn't get any smaller

He always beat people with wrestling moves, not strength

he needs to show her his dick and then she'll be all over him

to be fair shrek pretty much always fought empty handed

he won because he was basically immune to the weapons of Dulac

pff, its subtle but i like how donkey hated puss, now its the opposite

end

pika wanna join us?

no

too bad

Pika join us

this is what happened during the dancing plague

whatever is takes

and nothing happens because she hates him

yup

should have seduced a witch

In shrek 2, true love supposedly also includes anyone who gets date-raped with a love potion

does shrek know that tidbit?

thats racist

RIP

but he just released all the ogres

"Nobody's smart but me!"

wholesome scam

If she's not a real ogre then the piper song shouldn't work on her

anyway let's watch die hard now

call him Humplstilskin

pff lool

and the pay off is Shrek finally learned how to tie shoes

back to the future syndrome

It's all part of his wholesome scam

this would have been the best ending to the series if the kiss failed

^

now ruin the timeline where orcs are a society

back to the world where humans reign supreme

it will have been 12 years since the last one so maybe the kids will be teenagers in 5

So in this timeline are all the ogres a bunch of backwards savages

they have a political marriage to form an alliance

RIP FIFI

holy fuck

Great Christmas movie

yup

Shrek/10

So die hard

still would have preferred the movie i have never seen

angry birds 2

I don't have Angry Birds it turns out

oof

thank God

I have an empty folder lableled Angry Birds

play End of Evangelion

R

3

wait, no

die

no Pika