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Tuesday, December 24, 2019
I'm sad Snopes hasn't touched the most important topic
You ever just find weird shit
Have some more
#noise-polution
Wednesday, December 25, 2019
Merry Christmas to you orientals
@everyon merry christmas
You’re all sinners
@.everyone Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
takes massive hit of bong
merry christmas brother
Whoa, it must be freezing outside
Because it's raining!
When does Santa get here
@xBrox When are we getting our presents?????
you were all bad this year
This is why you don’t get presents
what is the hawnaka instrument called
a Kadabra?
Yeah, that's it
like the pokemon?
It is the pokemon
okay but actually
what is it called
I'm just kidding max
Kadabra is the rock that muslims worship
of course
What max
the little
It's called a foreskin
you know kwanza
They weave into a bow and blow into it
kwanza has the kinara
what's the hawkakbanuakha one called
That's a fake holiday
is it
It was invented as a specifically nigger-focused version of christmas
They of course also use a menorrah
is menorrah the uh
haunuakah instrument
i thought it was like cadabra or something
Yes, the candle holder is a musical instrument
candelabra?
you can call tools 'instruments'
Do instruments of torture count
yes
Dreidel is a torture device
It's a toy to teach jews gambling at a young age
FOUND IT
no kinara emoji
You’re a kinara
I'm a Christmas
Festivus
Is your name Mary?
Makes sense
Isn't festivus
fake tv holiday
The rest of us
Wrestle your dad
is it a seinfield
or one of thos oth-
my second guess was friends
I remember that episode
What
IQ bell curve?
no just
an image i had downloaded
that's just a normal distribution