banned-users

>considering family as friends

i do not associate myself with the church nor have close cousins

so all of those options suck

Literally cont.

there was once a time I really thought I was going to sleep with my 2nd cousin

Lol

like, was more than 50% sure it was going to happen

Yeah, she was in the crib and everything

oh or uh

step family

^

She gave him the fuck me eyes, then shit her diper

that's a good one

She was clearly crying for cock

Fucking whore

that one almost happened to me

perhaps leaving for one more day-

Not by choice I imagine

what

Max, you've got a leg up on the rest of us here

older step teen + late night + truth or dare when i was very young

could of gotten bad quickly

and almost did

Max almost god raped

Hot

How to avoid rape step 1: don't be female

they died of drugs recently

Step 2

dont drop the bar of soap

Step 2: do not be a cute male

Don’t play truth or dare with greasy step relatives

Don't live near blacks

Step 3: wear clothes at all times

Step 4

Don't live near jews

Become fat

>having step relatives

step 5

plug all your holes

With corks

cork sounding

Fat folds are usable though

step 6: preemptive strikes

I feel like the state should make it legal to become someone's step-relative

without every having to marry them

just pay some fee at the courthouse

What does that even mean

what

Just so you could fulfill your fucked up incest fantasies

so pornhub isnt lying anymore

I mean, it'd be free money for the state

You can do step btother porn on pornhub

Thats what it means

Who wants to be my brother

imagine if I could become Rusp's 3rd Aunt

for a measly $200

youd want to become an aunt?

I don’t think we’re accepting a creepy pedophile into our family currently

Try again at a later date

america doesnt really

You accepted a gay nigger though

have a family registry like japan though

right?

They weren’t black

What

no, nothing like Japan/korea

Broken branch

yeah so aunts/etc isnt really

Ancestor sorrow

I'd also like if I could adopt someone, without their permission/knowledge

I feel like insteas of what spooky said, you should be able to buy family members without their conse...

Fucking

I was in the middle of typing

are you ever not creepy as fuck spooky

get out of my mind Pika

I feel like I should be able to put down degenerates for a small fee

How about we pretend to pass all the laws spooky says, but when people try to make use of them we kill everyone that comes forward

Without their consent

I think we should outlaw all marriage except between cousins

I mean, if not for the genetic deformities