banned-users

His eye rings are giant

they really are

he unironically looks like a panda

He should paint one of his eyelids blue

And then close his eyes

just as useless as a panda too

eating his weeds

sitting around all day

doing nothing

Not reproducing

true

Time to get the pat down

I apparently don’t look like my license

The guy looked at it and at me like 8 times

Now I am in a long white corridor wide enough to comfortably fit one person width wise

Is this the stairway to Heaven?

I was just kidding about the pat down

But I was just violated

Bruh

Uncool

Everything’s from my waist down was patted down

At least it was a girl

return the favor 😉

wait

from the waist down:?

what do you mean

your legs?

you have legs?

They had to make sure my pegleg wasn’t a bomb

As well as my cockenballs apparently

ah, of course

you could be hiding a violent semen inferno, to be fair

Very true

Wow I got here just as they announced boarding

Nice

Didn’t check for self doxxing first

Oops!

Didn’t think it had any

even for the people who saw it, it was deleted too fast so your safe

Good to know

Adios

ciao

turning off for one second

Captain said first time flying

If I die

Know that I’ve always known all of you

nice

My final message

Goodbye

R I P this building

I survived

also I’ve been in that tower multiple times

you survived crashing into the world trade center?

Yeah

Multiple times

nice

They made it plane proof though

jet fuel can't melt steel beams

So you kind of just bounce off

Check out New York’s famous cum river

This time I checked for self dox

We’re good

This New York airport is dirty as shit

sounds like New York

Rusp, why are you flying from Ohio to NY?

or is the question, why fly if he could drive?

yes

it's 1-2 states away

Pennsylvania is massive

ok, tbf it'd be a 8 hour drive

Rusp has no legs, he can't drive

that's about as wide as germany

totally could have driven

Nice reflection retard

https://i.imgur.com/EndZBKE.png

funny