banned-users

Visiting family

ah

that makes sense

not much else to see there kappa4

Place is a shithole

I’ve been 5 times in my life

Never enjoyed it

Tbf

I’ve never enjoyed a vacation/trip ever

heh

Because let’s be honest

Nothing beats rural Ohio

i would enjoy them more if my parents stopped complaining about every single thing

Why see something in real life when the internet exists

kappa

almost always my mom would get all stressed out over the slightest change in her schedule and it really brings down the mood

My parents aren’t like that

I just like being at or around home

anyway my parents are planning a vacation to egypt next year kappa4

Oh god

That sounds awful of true

gonna go see the jew slavers

Anywhere with any amount of heat is hell for me

same

And that place is like

A desert

still going though, it would be my first time outside europe

can't pass up that chance

I don’t know if I’ve been out of North America

What is Dominican Republic

that's in central america right? that is technically still north america

I’m looking it up

Fuck

It’s North America

God damnit

basically everything north of colombia is north america

I don’t know where countries are

oof

I just know their shape

huh

Is what I mean

yeah

Looking at a map I know where the are

Man 2 hours of sleep really isn’t getting it done right now

Who knew

i blame rob

Literally me

nice

Minus the inch thick dark ring around the eyes

Which I don’t think is hyperbole

His eye rings are giant

they really are

he unironically looks like a panda

He should paint one of his eyelids blue

And then close his eyes

just as useless as a panda too

eating his weeds

sitting around all day

doing nothing

Not reproducing

true

Time to get the pat down

I apparently don’t look like my license

The guy looked at it and at me like 8 times

Now I am in a long white corridor wide enough to comfortably fit one person width wise

Is this the stairway to Heaven?

I was just kidding about the pat down

But I was just violated

Bruh

Uncool

Everything’s from my waist down was patted down

At least it was a girl

return the favor 😉

wait

from the waist down:?

what do you mean

your legs?

you have legs?

They had to make sure my pegleg wasn’t a bomb