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Kellogg was a huge circumcision advocate

He was traumatized as a boy

Well look at where I am now

Eggs are only acceptable (by themselves) sunny side up

Incorrect

At least to my fucked pallete

my problem with making eggs in the morning, if I'm just cooking for myself I'm either going to boil them or make an omelet

and if I do the later, I need to have shit to put in it

Scrambled, poached, sunny side up, over hard

Put eggs in it spooky

Duh

Scrambled is great if you don't overcook it

scrambled is just an omelet Gent

It’s omelet with less steps

Omelets are meh

Okay buddy

they're literally just scrambled eggs

Whenever you do it in omelet form the eggs overcook

Omelettes are optimal egg consumption

if anything, the omelet is prone to undercooking imo

i'd say a snake eating an egg whole, shell and all, is optimal egg consumption

but I think they're one in the same

It does both

Because you just let it sit in place

True fire

True

Scrambled eggs take a minute, minute and a half tops

lol no

As soon as it stops being liquid, take them off

how little are you cooking your eggs?

You people no nothing

I tried to talk like my peers

while gent is correct in saying that is the proper way to cook them

they are still raw

I don’t want no salmon fellas

Am I living in crazy land

Cook your bacon to get the bacon fat out, pour the scrambled eggs in and keep moving them around

who the fuck eats scrambled eggs like that

What are you talking about

Question spooky

Do you like beans

I just told you about carbonara

maybe I'm just too use to cooking at altitude

but after 120 secons

the liquid is literally uncooked

That is unheard of to me

sea level it takes around 1-2 mins

is this for one egg Gent?

Well, I usually do 4 at a time

you cook 4 at a time for 1 minute total

Depends on the skillet heat

Guys let’s focus on the important things here

this nigga eatin raw cake mix without the cake mix

Beans are shit

tomatoBean1tomatoBean2 knaifuR you wanna repeat that bucko?

Nigger, they're cooked

I'm not going to debate you Gent, because I think you're cooking it right but the same as when Lamp was telling me it takes him 90 seconds to cook a burger

I think the time's just off in my head

Fire

Beans are bad

in what world does it take 90 seconds to cook a burger

They are terrible in almost all forms

90 seconds sounds too short

How thin are his patties

might as well just bite the cow

He works at macdonalds

He means those

Then they're pre-cooked

makes more sense

Rusp i think you just hate on beans because you secretly like them

But they are terrible

Beans are intolerable

correct

Team no bean is taking shape

His pilpul is dysfunctional

and there it is

We can flick the bean lovers out of here

there it is