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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Saturday, October 12, 2019
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Sunday, October 13, 2019
oh boy i just collapsed onto the ground twice
hospital time
oh boy
what do you think they're going to cut out of you this time
my heart
Lol max you sounding like me rn
Dying and going to the hospital and stuff
You and Rusp should swap around some of those superfluous organs
See if between the two of you we can make one working human
Hey
I haven’t been to the hospital for
Multiple months
But that was for a surgery so it’s fine
Last time I went for dying was in April or something
Oh right
Don’t die Max
That wouldn’t be good
Probably should’ve started with that
Enjoy IVs
>having to go to the hospital
just be healthy
Says the 350lb maple lad
i'm glad you said it spooky, because i was about to say it too
I should be the least healthy one here
yet most of you are dying
what does that say
Your at a point where you aren’t really fat enough to be affected yet
But when you get older
It will be us having the last laugh
>assuming I live to be older
Fair
I am not as fat as the people you watch eat
that is good enough for me for now
Masao is not fat
And you don’t actually watch him eat
He just mixes hotdogs and peaches
notice he did not deny that he watches people eat but instead denied that the person he watches is fat
lmao degenerate
I think me watching a retard try to cook is better than you jerking off to little girls
You can’t call me a degenerate
why not jerk of to little retards trying to cook
You are below me
we can meet in the middle
They wouldn’t even try to cook
They’d just talk about whether things were sandwiches or wraps
I'd jerk off to little girls debating sandwiches versus wraps
a very important distinction to be able to make
We got him
Sending this to the Mounties
I'd jerk off to little girls
now it does not look cropped
there you are
shit found a picture of me on twitter
Rising up
Alright guys I'm dead, 115-125 resting heart rate with 155 while walking
See you guys in the afterlife
thats not that bad
155
while walking
pikas is probably higher just because hes fat
What's the problem
They have no idea
ur just internally thicc
thats my medical diagnosis
Bloor sample, urine test, and many others
Do they're sending me to the ER
fun
Were there any warning signs?
Yesterday I didn't feel great but not horrible