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bamboo cutting

thats cool

You angle your swings

and

theres this really cool boss

It has the deep lore

you get to play as groose

it has not ganon

the lore is one of my favorite parts

yeah it has groose

the best zelda side character

remove side

and that sentence will be correct

XXDDDD

that's the best part of playing with those controllers

so, this is confession time

one time

i masturbated to groose

I used to always use the wrist strap on the wii

the end

looser

religiously

i never used it

it depended on what i was playing

I don't even know why

im pretty sure i chewed on it when bored

if it's a game where i swing my arms, then yes

now, what I would do is put it on, and then helicopter the wiimote like it was my penis

lol

so I don't know is "saftey" was even my concern

but I really would, always wear it for some reason

ive been thinking what i even like about skyward sword

and the only thing i can think of is the frozen time puzzle thing

i have no fucking idea why thats the only thing i can think of

The desert is the one cool part of it imo

but whenever it hink about skyward sword, that's the most fun I had

that version of zelda is cute

and those birds

hnnnnnnggggg

they should let you paint your bird

like in gta when you paint your car

I'd like to style my birds wings and stuff

in skyward sword HD they should let you access all the areas and do everything in whatever order you want

Was SS your first Zelda Max?

No lol

idk, TP was my first

WW i think

I don't remember when SS even came out, I feel like it was 2010

I remeber it clearly

because you needed fucking wii motion plus

and i didnt

have

wii motion plus

I used the strap too spooky

:(

Actaully, I think TP was the first T rated game I was allowed to play

>allowed

>i played god of war when i was like 3

yeah

that sucks spoooky

Max, you remember, my parents wouldn't let me watch Pokemon

because it was too violent

i got bought skyrim when it came out and I was pretty fucking young

and I was just told

it also had at least 2 very sexual episodes

"dont look at the bad stuff"

i don't blame your parents

I think the first t game i played was need for speed and m was halo 3

and i did the exact opposite

I played Halo 3 and Oblivion at friends houses

but that got those friends blacklisted

from future Spooky play dates

Lol

the only time ive ever been told no due to a rating ona game

was when someone else was buying stuff for me becuase my dad was in jail, and he was going to pay them back when he got out or whatever

and i wanted an M game, dunno what it was

and was told no its mature

thats the only time in my life

is this why you can't say no