banned-users

I have a lot of these

AMDs new server chips are just ridiculous

I love watching Intel get fucked

nice

https://www.servethehome.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/AMD-EPYC-7002-UnixBench-whetstone-Benchmark.jpg

this isn't even cherrypicking

this is just about all the graphs

lower TDP, lower price, more capacity(pci, NN, and RAM)

https://www.servethehome.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/AMD-EPYC-7002-v-2nd-Gen-Intel-Xeon-Scalable-Top-Line-Comparison.jpg

but no optane feelsbadman

optane has no presence in datacenters

or home tbh

I don't have a need for an Epyc CPU yet

but God, do I want one

god do i want a new cpu

but i just cant afford something better than my current

You waiting for something in particular? upgrading your old Xeon?

i just want windows to not idle at 60% ram usage

nah i dont run an old xeon myself, those are in builds i do for others

buy more RAM Leg

i run an i7 6850k

i turned off all the stupid ram caching stuff and updated all my drivers and it only idles at 30% now

but its age is really showing, especially when it only runs at 3.8ghz

Me have laptop

Buy a Chromebook Rusp

way better

What about a Mac

The true man’s computer

ill sell u a mac for $50

God no

it only needs a new hdd

I wouldn’t take a Mac for free

current one goes clickity click

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61UJbDLOgWL._SL1001_.jpg

ok but

why is it fucking $800

it's a 3DS Windows computer

o shit

rich people need something to give their nephews

Guys it has a sick hummingbird on it

No comment

get your nephews Switch Lites

i like my razer stealth, it may have been overpriced, but its nice

Isn’t the switchi next

Then the 3Dswitch xl

The Swatch

we need a Nintendo wearable

the switch hevy

The snatch

pokewatch

Switch (Big)

we had a nintendo wearable

You mean those things that came with Pokémon

the pokewalker

kappa

Hell yeah

I put my wood in there

My pseudo wood

I think we can use the Pokeball+ too

Pokeball (big)

I've got 2 right now, which I guess is pretty depressing

now if only they could be merged together

Two pokeball+?

yeah

pokeball plus +

is an actual product

It’s just a big buttplug

No wonder you have it

one of the ones I have was covered in a white substance at one point

Interesting

What funny joke will follow this up

Joke?

You thought I was making a joke?

You clearly do not know me

you're the joke

Okay “No One”

i'll have you know i am the CEO of Epic Games, Inc.