Kappa
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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Wednesday, July 17, 2019
If only I cared enough to use this information to ruin your life
you should show up to my classes gent
maybe you would be less of a waste of space if you know some physics
>class in the optometry building
for fuck sakes that is across campus
they figured you needed the exercise
Oh darn, you might actually lose a pound making that walk every class day
I am already down 4 pounds this last week and a half thank you very much
Oh wow, 396 pounds
Pika, you cant't kill this meme
a solid 352
we wont let you
I will tie you up and force feed you maple syrup
if it comes to that
okay josh
calm down
but spooky, he's canadian. maple syrup just gives him more power
yeah maple syrup actually causes me to loose weight
it merges with fat cells then evaporates
or some shit
instead of water, canadians drink maple syrup
Pika, what are you aiming to get to?
actually curious
It converts fat into beard and chest hair
not really aiming for anything. Just doing a bit of exercise
any weight loss is in theory good I suppose
Don't take this the wrong way
but I think that's a lie
You wouldn't be weighing yourself, if you didn't have a goal in mind
Spooky counterpoint
I am a nerd
I like stats
didn't you know that most people with diabetes are not fat, thus being fat is good Kappa
it is interesting to me to see how much I loose on a day to day basis on average
There's some sort of physics equation you can pull from this
I mean, you know the math then Pika, fat is 3500kcals per pound
no idea what muscle is tbh
muscle is also pretty heavy though right?
Three times the weight of fat is what I've heard
it's something around there
I don't know how it translates into stored energy though
pika could actually be buff and be heavy weight because of that
Nah, the official art doesn't depict him like that
Well I am certainly not buff.
Not weak per se
but certainly not very strong
go into sumo Kappa
gotta argue me into winning the race to 500 pounds
sumo is a good arguement
Kappa
I can be one of those fat disgusting slobs in some of that japanese porn
Perfect
now you can send me a dick pic
pixelated so as not to reveal your true length
He'd have to stand on a mirror to accomplish that
I can send you a flaccid one, then it will only be like an inch
Kappa
also I can see my dick fuck you
Ew no
My fat is fairly evenly distributed
it is not all amassed in my stomach in such a way that gives me a massive gut
Dick included?
can you push your penis into your body?
never tried
okay quick poll
i found one of my old lego OCs cleaning
trash or keep
just tried
like, physical lego?
yes
i can post it
hes so cool