banned-users

We need to plug that shit up before we all die

oh right

wont that volcano

kill us all

Plugging it up only builds pressure

Global warming will kill us first Max

No

"Hurr durr we're overdue!"

we die in 10 years from climate change making there be more aritable land and having too much food

The Earth will warm 2°, and we'll all boil to death like lobsters

Oh god

The humanity

America dies in 30 years from demography

Not if we enact my plan Gent

More like oh the humidity

America dies sooner than that due to the obesity epidemic gent

It's mostly niggers getting fat

Not that I have seen

you also

Then our healthcare system shoves tubes up their asses to keep them alive with our tax money

dont see america

gent is unironically right

He sees what the media tells him america is like

I see america all the time. Fuckers aren't happy unless your shithole is the only think talked about

i seemore obese black people

America is literally the main character

Very true

America is the main character

and that makes it ufn

fiun*

fun*

nuf

Black people seem to either be skinny motherfuckers, or obese turboniggers

That's what poverty does

b-but what about BBC kappa

Max don’t joke about that

You live amongst them

The BBC is a hack journalism company

They’ll get you

Who cares about the british broadcasting channel

same joke gent

They'll find you

lel

They have huge fucking ears

And you'll be feeling that BBC something fierce

I was typing it first

""""""""""""journalism""""""""""""""

But I had to check what it stood for

lol

xddd

>buy an orange soda >give her a 5 dollar bill >get one dollar back and some change >actually do not care but think she cheated me >count up the change >she gave me enough

thats what i get for being a pessimist

good job random cashier

Now that’s interesting

indeed

Why did you think you were cheated in the first place

i only got 1 usd back

and i paid for the soda with 5

$3 soda

America is doomed

i wish

she just gave me

a bunch of quarters

was like 1.50~

oh, ok

that's better

(I guess)

i was just confused

why i got quarters

there was for sure more ones in the register

i saw them

should have paid with a $20

then you would have gotten SO MANY quarters

i wasnt even

gonna get a soda

but i havent had an orange soda in months

That’s almost as interesting as my story

That I will never tell

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