They need to be uh..
banned-users
Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Friday, June 14, 2019
Nice I guess?
Is this truth or dare again
im just asking a question
No max just wants to know my ideal woman
okay what about eye color rusp
Because you can figure out why
Eye color
Eye color?
yeah
red
People care about that?
>anime
yes
people do
Uh
I guess
dammit was just about to type that leg
lol
some people are really into some special colored eyes
like green
Brown?
or blue
as max puts in her brown-tinted contacts
hair color?
Brunette
no you want black irises actually
>implying id do that
too scary
poke your eyes
breast size?
negative B
I’d say like
HHH
A-D
Wide range
incredible
what about height
2 inches
leg
youre talking about a fetus
Under 5”10
7ft She needs to be able to defend the village
good choice garbage
taller than rusp still
She needs to have GIANT MUSCLES
rusp what about her foot size
But really it’s more just shorter than me
i figured it out
Foot size?
yeah
What the fuck
some guys want a girl with big feet
Idc
lol foot size
rusp's ideal woman is
As long as they aren’t clown feet
okay dick size?
Are you one of those sick fucks who likes the feet binding shit in asia
Inverted
5.514 inches
okay thats all rusp
thanks
Yep
Good luck inverting your dick max
good luck with the surgery max
So are you gonna dress up like a trap for him
she's a shapeshifter
I'm going to now genetically enginer you the perfect girlfriend
and then have them catfish you
Amazing
I can save you time max
He's already been catfished
sohave you umbreon
his perfect girlfriend is 500 pounds and uploads videos of her eating cheeseburgers
luckily thats easy to find and it wouldn't be surprising if Max or Brooke fit it
prove it