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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Saturday, June 8, 2019
the trick is
and squeeze to pour it out?
adding just enough semen
okay so
that no one notices
What
imagine your dick was that cream
That’s gross
and you squeezed
and your dick popped out
and this is nothing like what i meant earlier
OH OH
I know
so umbreon you know the videos of lke
Actually I just imagine the dick just popping off like a finger trick
people putting ruber bands on watermelons?
and it slices the water melon?
WHAT
square balls
imagine this
That’s cray cray
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71YvW23aRXL._SX425_.jpg
but with your dick
Minecraft
and the rubber bands
I'd rather have square balls Max
are your foreskin
Minecraft
I still imagine the thumb trick max
It’s no use
the fuck is teh thumb trick
the "ha look i took off my thumb?"
You know you take your thumb off your finger
that literally has no relation with this
Yeah
Well
It doesn’t
But it looks like it
In my head
sure
maybe because your dick is so small
you have to use smaller things
like finers
figners
fingers
And it makes the pop sound
to figure it out
yes
sure
Like picking up an item in Minecraft
then the skeleton of your dick
gets pulled out
Dick doesn’t have bones
and you see the spinal-cord looking thing thats in your dick
yes it does
But that would be funny
thats just what the school tells you
your peepee does have bonesies
Hmmm
Chicken bones
explain why its hard then
Magic
magic aint real sweety
goood boy
It uh
you cant
stop
Umbreon, it's not all bad
Well how does a bone go from floppy
To hard
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It doesn’t
and you unique dick size
it does