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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Saturday, June 8, 2019
no pika
shhhhhhhhhh
Did you know UR is a top 25 school Max?
who
Urealms?
Kappa
Urealms is a...
fucking
University of Richmond
how?
I thought it was worse than VCU
where do i even go
but it's actually nationally ranked
with my sshit gpa
spooky is listing like 50 schools and saying they're all top 25
appaK
Uwaterloo
i said shit gpa
wait you should go to rochester
GMU Max, you can like 5 minutes from me
will they accept shit gpa
sweet, goes from 12 to 5
thats a good change
7 minutes
spooky isnt actually
12 mins away from me
dozens of minutes
Becomes spookies apprentice max. He will accept your shit gpa, and you will be 0 mins away
its probably like30?
an hour?
dozens of minutes is acurate
tutor under spooky
yeah, I can make it in under an hour
well if I ever really need you spooky
would you come help me
Spooky, what are your tuition rates?
at PU
>tuition rates
yes I am the college now
you pay with work
Phijkchu University
come on
pizza work
you're running it
PizzaU
2 pizza deliveries an hour
spooky can i get a PHD
in Pizza Delivery
PHIJKHCU honorary degree
spooky can i win the PHD race right now
you can indeed get one
give it to me
let me win
man
he's typing up a speech
lol, let's see how hard it would be to set up a school
to tell me how i got a phd
I got my pastors licenses in an afternoon
how hard could setting up a college be
ty ty
wait spooky
can you marry me
to someone
This should only take doxens of minutes now
not you marry me
but like
marry me to someone
yes, I can officiate weddings
oh shit
(I only did it to get free parking)
if somehow, anyone here gets married
they better invite you and make you be the pastor
wait
can you be the best man
and the pastor