I'd run for the meme
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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
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Monday, June 3, 2019
you can keep the money
Pika, if I bring my sister with me to Canada
you two need to have a race
winner gets
And then sex
what
fat men >> fat women
in all cases
Spooky come pick me up
idk Pika, I don't think she's actually fatter than you
she's just really fat
I’ll race pika without my legs
pikachu is just storing his fat reserves for the race
how tall
he's like uh
snorlax
I genuinely don't know
being fat and 6 feet and being fat and 4'11'' are very different
shorter than me
that's all I can give you
Is she considerably shorter?
probably 5'10 to 6'0
shit
somewhere in there
Lol
taller than jinny
Get cucked fucking manlets
everyone is taller than vinny
Me without legs is taller than vinny
impossible
Possible
your legs are taller than vinny
Vinny is 3’2
thats possible
My sister does know how to fight though
I could take her
so wrastlin' is out
Rollout
Yeah but she’s a woman
Defense Curl
she'd murder you Pika
Stockpile
I'm sure
Spit Up
You and her do mud wrestling?
Is that why you keep challenging me?
Pikachu knows Mud Slap
You are a seasoned veteran?
it is a betting scam
I know hyperbeam
spooky already has 100k against you because you lack legs
then he is going to throw
too bad you're permanently paralyzed
rusp
My dick flaccid and dead is still longer than yours full mast
Rusp, imagine if you injure your legs again
how funny that'll be
at least i can get a woman lmao
legless freak
I’ve had a woman
getting yourself does not count
Also that
>Max counting
good one Umbreon
why would max count
she's a dickless freak
like you lmao
gottem
Damn...
oh sjit
he got me
Dammmmnnnnn
i am obliterated
eviscerated
This is all Umbreron pulling a long-con
consecrated
conflagerated
he's going to whip out a 9-incher at the Phijkchu meetup
spooky you are going to be the first to realize our mistake when umbreon is pegging you with his 15inches
precipitated
