Umbreon your cock is small
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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
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Sunday, June 2, 2019
umbreon has tiny balls
Unbreon has a tiny forskin
Like fucking marbles
What is wrong with all of you
gent is a closet pedophile
its fine
Look gent, this is some serious low-hanging fruit
not really that low hanging
Yeah
woah woah
Umbreons almost sucked in
he never said his balls are small
I inferred it
they could be hanging pretty low
well you shouldnt
maybe he has like
loads of sweet man butter stored up in there
years of baby batter
Umbreon if you have massive balls and a small dick, just transition
imagine if you balls were bigger than your dick
I think that might actually make things worse
at least now, (I assume) everything's proportional
Sinking to this level of depravity
Okay gent, you can fuck a child, and it will instantly cause all jews and muslims to die, and the white race will prosper for 1000 years. do you do it
Kappa
I will prosper either way, why upset the lord
god is fine with it
I have an important
announcement to make
or umbreon
would you like to say it
im busy dealing with not rusp
okay ill say it then
What
Umbreon......
Why hath I been pinged
look in vetting
ok nevermind
thats all
phew
Are you guys an ecouple?
yes
i thought you were gonna tell everyone that i fucked your wife
thats clearly what i meant
me and umbreon are dating
Uh
also that
That’s not me
we are in a relationship
rusp
that alt
isliterally yours
No way
yes way
He friended me!
Are you being solicited umbreon?
That’s a bump up on the tier list!
You’ve ascended to S!
no im the solicitee
wait
Looks like I get A tier
Let’s
im the soliciter
Go
I don’t know if you guys are serious
I don’t believe you ever
yes we boned today
therefore
is legit
Bruh!
i fucked your bestie rusp
what are you going to do
You fucked bio?
Wtf
yeah rusp i soldiefied it just now
why is bio your bestie
me and umbreon are dating
