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Tuesday, May 28, 2019
just lose some weight and shave your neck beard
Boomer clickbait media proving how inept they are at understanding internet culture
There's nothing chad about that towel-headed eunuch
I wonder what those blue checkmarks think about women getting plastic surgery out of personal insecurities
Wednesday, May 29, 2019
@Blue_Dingolf They all use the same symbol
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There's no better news to wake up to
Thanks Gent
let's all use
for phi-jkchu
skipping today!
no u
Jokes on you
I'm not legally allowed near a school
I slept 10.5 hours after that stupid pokemon sleep press conference
How could you skip school
Terrible
it didnt mater
since i slept like all do so far
I also slept about 9 hours
It seems like we can all sleep just fine
Remind me again what the purpose of Pokemon Sleep is again
Making sleep into entertainment
Kappa
Yeah I slept about 10 hours
is this what being an adult feels lile
not being able to stay up at late
feeling tireed constantly
or, more likely, I switched phases already
No
That’s what having a shit sleep schedule is like
okay but I've had a shit schedule befotr
You must be dehydrated and malnourished
I actually
constantly drink water
I think I've shown a picture before
You must have some kind of disease
i have tons of water bottles
mental disease? sure
It’s the complete opposite for me
As I get older I can stay up longer and feel less tired
you also
work out
Well
Maybe you should do that
Go do wiifitness
I did as a kid!
actually
i think the wiifit is in my room
I've seen it a few times
it's just stored in my room for no reason
Wiifitness is fun
There was a ton of games
I'm just gonna chock this up to mental illness #Forever11
lappa
Was there?,
Uh
Maybe
I could be thinking about a game made for wiifitness
can you
stop calling it wiifitNESS
Why
that's not what it is
Ness is fit
and its just confusing me
Ness killed gargoyle
He must be pretty fit
thinking you had some offbrand shittt wiifit game called wiifitness
Do you like fitness
idk
i like my time
I can’t complete that joke
It’s too bad
that's one of those
fit n dis dick something something
fitness dick in your mouth
