Links awakening is probably one of the shortest 100%s
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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Saturday, May 25, 2019
only 1 hour 7 mins
Therefore Awakening is the fastest links
alttp has that glitch in the castle that sends you to credits right?
and fastest mario is Mario Land with the credits warp
1 min 31
for alttp
That’s what I said
You ducking bint
my bad
awakening is a dream anyway so time is irrelevant
4 hour any%
fucking oof
Big oof indeed
so yeah links awakening link is the fastest
followed by alttp
okay what about
im out
Nice
Which link has the toughest adventure
Link that fucks the most throughout his adventure
That'd be oot pika
three wives
all lolis too
he also double dipped
fucked as a child then as an adult
so that counts for 2
yep
Link is a chad tbh
Definitely not
isn't there 4 wives in oot
there is
correct
one is perma loli
yes
then ranch slut, fish smell, and royal puss
Cuckoo
5 if you count horse
Technically canonically only one loves him right
and its the fish
I thought ranch girl liked him also
And that’s why they turned into bird people
why did the dragons turn from people into long snakes
in-between ss and botw
They were kinda snakes in ss as well
they became hella gay
they had faces and arms tho
right
Alright but how did we go from ww dragon to ss dragon
wait fuck
ss thunder dragon dies
right
don't you have to use time crystals to see him
Yeah
i feel like i remember using one to see him
so he's technically dear
dead
Ss link can travel through time
Therefore strongest
I literally
just made up in my head that groose also goes through
then I realized that doesn't make sense
so can lttp, oot, tp, mm
are all the links genetically related
possibly
Maybe
does that mean if they love Zelda it's incest
maybe
no its long enough between the generations
1000 years every cycle or something
How does gunpowder survive the great flood
why did the zoras devolve into bird people
why doesn't link use a pistol in WW?