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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Sunday, May 19, 2019
need to introduce something that makes captain marvel not the worst thing in the mcu
A penis
Give him a bigger shield
Okay good talk
Now stop watching movies
Watch the unicorn store
What is that
brie larsons movie
that she wrote and stared in
Star wars 2022, 2024 and 2026 is the game of thrones director trilogy
not rian johnson
I hear Room, the movie, was really good
And she played the main character
Not the Room
well that character actually fits her acting style
Room
but after season 8 is probably still going to be as bad
Final episode
the efap guys always praise the room so it must be good
An emotionally broken crying mess?
Too bad I'll never find out
star wars exists only to give me longman content to watch now
Because film is dead
I still have yet to watch episode 8
E;R and redlettermedia too
its on netflix pika
do it now
I never got into redlettermedia
I'd be willing to let's watch
How dare
No let's watch
this thing can wield Mjolnir
In other news, youtube recommended is hitting me with some real winners lately
Kappa
Why didn't thor just put mjolnir on top of thanos
because bad writing
Because thanos was obviously worthy and would have just picked it up and threw it back at him
the worthiness is all in your head and he definitely thought himself to be worthy, so yeah
Ergo noble thanos > death worshipping thanos
Death worshipping Thanos loses because he subconsciously considers himself to not be worthy so he self sabatoges
So all it takes is a little time with a pendulum to wield the hammer
you also need to undergo intense vetting by the asguardian council to replace thor when he loses worthiness because old nick fury told him that no one needs gods
Good thing they're all dead
do you know of the god butcher?
thats exactly on point of the thing i was mentioning
Pfft, of course I do who doesn't!
Kappa
Original Sin is not something I expect people who haven't read wikis or the comics to have any knowledge of
its how we got female Thor though
I know about genesis, leg
The snake and the tree
its the story of how Nick Fury killed the watcher and stole his eyes
It's assumed the fruit was an apple, but some people think it would've been a pomegranate
woah
armadillos are really cool
we gave them leprosy
they have IDENTICAL quintuplets (4)
sometimes their armor can deflect bullets
what an interesting animal
and lol spooky
They also roll up into balls, like hedgehogs
Right?
Or am I crazy
Not all of them
only the three banded ones
Ah, of course
Silly me
the ones in usa are nine? baneded
so they cant
and then i just learned there's fucking "giant" armadillos
that are huge
it's almost extinct :(
it's like an omega ant eater, it eats termites ants and etc, but has a fucking shield
I always wonder how these cool creatures
Survive eating ants and other insects
"Little is currently known about this species' reproductive biology, and no juveniles have ever been discovered in the field"
Aardvarks and anteaters too
I do think we need to at least like