one is behind me and one is next to me
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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Saturday, May 18, 2019
I hope they're industrial blowers
i wish
theyre shittty towert fans
Are they those sick bladeless ones
That cost a small fortune
idk
probably not
you'd know
then yes
kappa
doesnt help that i have a cold either
or that ive barely eaten today
fans make colds worse
i should probably eat
but
i rather not be hot
plus, i literally cant live without the fan sounds now
its too weird
how much of the power bill do you think is wasted via my fans
going on
constantly
Max, you should just move to canada if you hate the heat
except when im at school
thats the plan
we get at most 4 days that are 40,
max come to arizona if you want to kill yourself
umbreon
id actually
ride away on a train
i could not survive
weak
listen
Mexicans would kidnap you
I also would die tbh umbreon
the heat is just miserable.
Too white fir the SouthWest
the cold is easy to recover from and doesnt physically impair you
heat actually ends you
okay guys
heres a theory
umbreon lives in arizona right
he might be mexican then
thats why hes fine with the heat
perhaps
it makes sense
SEE
jajajajajajajaja
Donde?
tacos
burritos
hes totally mexican
El gato
what are some other mexican things
Guns
Gato
build a wall lmao
fun fact
there is only so much naked you can be, but you can always wear multiple coats
me gusta which is usually translated as "i like"
so winter > summer
can also mean "brings me pleasure"
you can remove your skin
and so on
again though, there is an upper limit of how cool you can make yourself umbreon
Go one step further and get a sex change
Let cool air inside you
Get a dick pump and fill it with liquid nitrogen
literally piss the heat away
Kappa
arizona isnt that hot compared to the intercourse of two strapping lads
Hare that Rusp?
Hear*
Fucking degenerate.
If you and me go visit Max, the heat of our mud wrastlin would kill her
Two hot men having sex is an enigma. Not only is it the hottest thing on earth, but it is also super cool
paradoxical in nature