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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Wednesday, May 1, 2019
it's the end times
melee is not dead at all Max
its getting insane viewership on Twitch
Ultimate is going to take it over most likely
it was getting 30k more than Ultimate at Pound
Smash bros? Is that some sort of homo debauchery club lmao
smash summit sure is
has there ever been a female in a Top 8 at a national smash tournament?
someone tweaked the art
Still didn't give him gloves
gotta stay on model
So I kind of skimmed through it
But that looked fucking insane
There were explosions everywhere
its very entertaining
I could barely keep up
Duck hunt seems to not have many good kill options
the only reason Snake won was because the Snake player also plays Duck Hunt
He kept getting snake to nearly 300%
200%
Not 300
Oh
Snake is just really heavy
have you seen his ass, he has a lot weighing him down
Yeah, I’ve never seen an actually good duck hunt
even though smash nerfed it
That was wild
you kill with duckhunt by upairing off the top or throwing into the can
the can control from raito is ridiculous
According to the eye doctor my vision has gotten better from the last time I was here
I must’ve done better at letter guessing
Also I think last time I wore an old pair of glasses
Glasses...
Yes
Does any part of your body work right?
My peeper
I wouldn't be so sure yet
Geeze, and you've been making fun of my gook eyes
At least mine look functional
Also my eyesight isn’t that bad
I've never failed to get a perfect score
I can believe you had your legs, lungs, and eyes removed within the same year
They can never take my pride
That's max's job
Something a mutt like you will never get to feel
You should not have given me this ammo
At least glasses can fix my problem
the only thing that would fix yours is the removal of your eyelids
I think a couple of carrots would do a better job
Man, the mental image I have gets turned on its head every week
The one I have of you has been very consistent
Lanky, scrawny, asian
And fully functional
At least I can drive
Without be a danger to the road
I've been driving consistently
Very inconsiderate
Do you know how hard it is to drive around your kind?
With your eyes? Hello?
It shouldn't even be legal for you to be out there
The glasses fix my eyes
Nothing can fix yours
And nothing can fix your racially inherited driving skills
Because they're perfect, yes
Logan, you can't keep projecting your defects onto others
You’re asian, Gent
I feel bad for you
Hard containing so much iq, yes
Even a defective white is superior to a lanky asian
Don't get too worked up, you might pull a muscle
Yeah, guess you don’t have to worry about pulling something you don’t have
Yeah, brain muscles don't have that risk
How does it feel to know that a middle schooler could destroy you
You won’t be talking about your IQ when little jamal breaks every bone in your body
Again with the projection
I understand you feel bitter towards the world for cursing you with this fragility
But lashing out at everyone who tries to console you will only make things worse
Eye dilation time
And not the type of dilation you got gent