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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Tuesday, April 30, 2019
how
Well
The brain is hard to cut through
So they applied a lot of pressure
And I’m assuming the back of the brain was much softer
So it just flew through it
And stabbed themself in the hand
They were holding the brain with their hand
How do you people even function
Hey I didn’t cut myself
This is how not to cut things
I’m sorry that happened to you Gent
That looks very painful
I can tell it’s an avocado
Shit I had a pun
But my phone autocorrected it
And now I forgot my pun
Fuck
Thing is, he already had the avocado cut in half
So idk what he was hoping to do by stabbing into it more
Remove the pit it looks like
thats alot of force to stab right through it and right through hand
It’s probably because the knife was too blunt
Do you know this person?
It could be anyone around here
I don’t think I’ve ever cut myself while cutting something
Seems like it would be hard to do
I’ve done it a lot
I cut onions and stuff fairly regularly
But I put it in a cutting board
So I don’t cut my hand
Couple times it would’ve been pretty bad but my fingernails saved the rest of my hand
Get steadier hands
How’s Parkinson’s treating you
idk, maybe one day you can move up from your baby plastic knife set
Learn to make real food
I’ve made real food before
It’s just more work
So I opt not to
And let the guberment turn you gay
Do you even have a water filter
I have well water
Really?
Yes
Well
We have tap and well
But I only drink well
I guess you really are that country
Yes
I just dropped a shotput on my toes
I’m a genius
Rusp
How
Well I was holding a bag with a shotput in it
And the handle broke
And it dropped onto my toes
Well, it's a not uncommon injury
Ok, so it wasn't you being dumb
Like in the bowling alleys
I’m a genius so of course not
Pure unluckiness
It didn’t break my toes or anything
So it’s fine
Just kind of hurt for a second
Well that's good I guess
I feel like we need to laugh at cinny for this
Nice, my internet got knocked out
Vinny will be laughing all the way to the bank
He's found his sugar daddy
He can finally afford the transition
How do you remember that
Do you go through pins daily or something
Vinny, there is only so many active people. Remembering lore is not too hard
Lmao
Like 10 active people
10?
thats a lot
I’m not even active so idk