yeah no spooky
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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Saturday, April 27, 2019
and not just a wives tale about bald men knocking up bitches
we literally
had this discussion before
WE LITERALLY
I think my mom said my uncle went mostly bold by the end of high school
Rusp has really greasy hair and used to say he washed it with a pizza every day
So I’ve got him beat
had the discussion about hair and T levels
Weird thing I just remembered
then googled it
It’s not greasy
Max, history repeats itself
Anymore
this time, I was the one googling it
My face kinda is though
I get not acne on my face
Which is weird
its cum
I never got it on my face
The acne
Not the fun
or cum
Are you actauly going bald Rusp?
Classic autocorrect
Uh
Nah
I just have some grey hairs
You do have a shitty hair line
uhuh
Grey hairs you say
Very shitty
No I don’t
early balding rusp
You do
I have long hair
Rusp, the gay guy knows his shit
RIP your hair
rusp send hairline to forehead ratio
My hair line has been in the same place since I was a kid
It can’t be that bad
Your hairline was always shit
Or at least it isn’t getting any worse
I have bangs or whatever to cover it up
It’s fine
have you ever looked at porn with rusp, bio?
No
damn
whats the lewdest thing youve done with him
not real friends then
Rusp didn’t watch porn till like last year
No I watched porn
They watched anime together
I’ve done literally nothing remotely sexual with Rusp
Which may have been smutty
But I didn’t jerk off untill freshman year
youve never even
Near the end
seen his bulge?
No
wow
Have you considered mud wrastln' with Rusp Bio
I’m good at hiding erections max
It’s a skill
No comment
Why do I get asked the gay shit
Well
Because you're G A Y
Wait, in all those years, you two have never been in a public restroom together?
when you have a lot of body fat you have natural erection hiding folds
For one, Max really wants to hear about my dick
That's hard to believe
And max likes little boys
life pro tip
She seems obsessed with it
Weird
its more just
youve never said your true dick size
I thought I did
Have you
did you?