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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Sunday, April 14, 2019
Yoda never made lightning
Only siths do that or whatever
the last retcon ruined that fact gent
Don't
didn't luke in legends use it
yoda still had the ability to manipulate it which no other jedi was able to do
luke went dark side in legends
with no lightsaber
no I mean lightside still
"Uh, akshully, that lightning came from the sky so he didn't make it himsefl!"
he caused the storm to happen
Luke did a lot of shit in legends
have never read a single piece of legends shit
legends -> badass jedimaster
canon -> drinks alienttitmilk and dies
however
luke weilds a red short saber in legends in his offhand
you all need to be enlightened to this
his name is fucking George R Binks
Hey fellas I’m in the hospital
I ate food and then was having trouble breathing afterwords
That was pretty epic
You guys want a picture of my lungs
uoh
uhoh
rip rusp
first a cripple
now lung diseases
he probably got that new fungus
Oh boy
What'd you eat
Lungs
nice wires
Mhmm, yep, it's semen
why did you breathe in metal clips?
no leg
those are
nipple clamps
3 nipples
why is his right nipple in the wrong place?
What's the story then big guy
Lungs
What
Lungs
If posted
Twice
it
I eat burg
Rusp, did you eat cattle wire or something?
Or are you allergic to meat now
They’re assuming I had an allergic reaction to seasoning
Was it anaphylactic shock, did they stick a pen in your neck
you have mad cow disease now
No
What kind of ethnic seasoning almost killed you
I need to know what colour of people we need to lynch
Australian
the peppercorn was too spicy for him
Do you
Reperations for our cult cripple
Classic outback
My first time going in tears
years
In america, we decide who to blame before the real story comes out
the NRA made rusp have an allergic reaction
It’s hard to type because I have an IV in one arm and a pulse thing on the other arms finger
Yank both out
You just cannot stay out of the hospital
They're pumping you full of estrogen
Haven’t been in 6 months
The iv isn’t hooked up
They just used it to draw blood
Rusp, pull your pants down right now
You need to do an inventory on your dick length
See what effect this "IV" is having on you
Still small
Give me a roll
/r d20
@Rusp:
d20 = (12) = 12