banned-users

antman goes up the butt of rey

He steals her ovaries

Those are then used to create all the sith and jedi for the next trilogy

i could write a standalone starwars film that needs no sequels and could be placed ambiguously in the timeline

but there is no way i would ever get that chance even if i was a popular writer

It would be a story where a sith fights a jedi to a draw and over the course of the film their moralities flip and it ends with them fighting again

An aspiring writer huh

ok so

i own a joke of a server for a dead weeb site

and i posted 100 questions as an application for mod as a joke

some poor

poor

poor soul

responded to ALL of them

in audio format

and its

30

minuites

long

post it on youtube and say it is a life lesson as to not do retarded shit online

also what were the questions

ill post them ehre

We are now recruiting moderators! Please DM me the following questionnaire (filled out). 1. What's your name? 2. What's your age? 3. What's your sex? 4. What's your location? 5. Why are you doing this? 6. Why you want mod yes no maybe so? 7. Do you have any experience? (Sexually) 8. Are you a virgin? 9. Do you have moderation experience? 10. How long did this take you to fill out? 11. Do you actually care? 12. OK. 13. 13. 14. 42 15. 15 years old

I forgot the rest of the questions! Sorry! 16. Why do aliens abduct people? 17. What do you think about me "forgetting" these many questions? 18. What do you think about me, as in Max? 19. What do yoou think about ME!ME!ME! 20. What pronoun do you go by? 21. Where do you land on the political compass? 22. What are your 3 sizes? 23. What's your IP? 24. What do you think about AaMC/AT closing? 25. Who is your waifu? 26. If you could kill anyone throughout time, who would it be? 27. What ethnicity are you? 28. IF you could kill/destroy ONE ethnic group, which would it be? 29. What sexuality are you? 30. Opinions on furries? 31. Opinion on the third elderscrolls game morrowind? 32. Favorite video game? 33. What's your highscore on geoguesser? 34. Who is your favorite streamer? 35. What's your favorite number? 36. Is this your favorite number? 37. What's your favorite tree type in minecraft? (Birch, Oak, Jungle) 38. Do you like minecraft? 39. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 40. Is this a lot of questions? 41. Are you getting bored? 42. Is this the meaning to life? 43. Do you know what the above is a reference too? 44. Speaking of literacy references, what's your favorite book? 45. Read any books recently? 46. How are you? 47. Do you take medication? 48. What's your opinion on Nox? 49. Devi? 50. How are you feeling after 50 questions?

51. Play any mobile games? 52. What is this number -10 53. What's the square root of 16 54. What's my real name? 55. I'm going through a breakup, would you date me? This is only a question of course. 56. Who is your least favorite female in the world? 57. Least favorite female from a fictional media? 58. Least favorite male in the world? 59. Least favorite male from a fictional media? 60. Do you have discord nitro? 61. Opinion on crows? 62. How long is your penis? 63. What's this number +3? 64. I declare a thumb war. <- Why did I put that there 65. How far away are we from 100? 66. Will this stop at 100? 67. What's your favorite color? 68. What's the sex number? 69. AYYY LMAOOOOO 69 69 69 69 69, what symbol looks like a 69? 70. How are you feeling after 70 questions? 80. How are you in general, like how's your day? 81. Favorite meme? 82. Favorite youtube video? 83. Favorite pokemon? 84. What's your social security number? 85. What's your phone number? 86. Where is russia? 88. Do you like the song that goes something like "Pomf pomf" 89. What's this number -20? 90. Are you feeling annoyed after this many questions? 91. Do you still want to be mod? 92. Would you settle for mod just in name with no powers? 93. Are you gay? 94. How much money would it take you to drink horse cum? 95. What's that long word from Marry Poppins? 96. What's important about this number? 97. What's the previous number -30? 98. What time is it for you, RIGHT now? 99. What's your opinion on abortion? 100. What time zone are you in? 101. What number did I skip during this?

some of them youw ont understand

87

rusp also made me figure out

i skipped

71-79

which i forgot

@Rusp https://i.imgur.com/QEZF66x.png

Amazing

You get to keep his penis length all to yourself

he didnt measure it

Oh

I would upload it

but id feel really

bad

There is a level of sympathy I lack for really stupid people

oh god

if he was like 15-17? all the way

he's fucking 14

im pretty sure it was recent too

i cant do that to him

Max

You seem to have a preference for that demographic

dude

i literally just

posted it

in announcemnets

solicited no one

Max can you give me two stacks of glass

ye

did ytou see me go to creative

Yes

No

@Rusp did you see me giving myself 1 cobble

No

Ty

No access

fuck off https://i.imgur.com/zp1b0bd.png

Awww

So cute

i like how i never removed that https://i.imgur.com/VC3v7mz.png

Horrifying

fAe

one of my favorite images

Extremely cursed

definitly

Sleep time

indeed

https://i.imgur.com/nKRuRqM.png

how many servers will i make

Im gonna add mcmmo

@Spooky Phijkchu SpOWOky

What a silly jokester that guy was

Good thing he escaped while he could, reggie would violated anything remotely resembling a cat