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Tuesday, April 2, 2019
because you are irish
The only way you would be able to tell is my eyes
Your souless ginger eyes
They are green
Green as the filthy shamrock
I was in last
Boy
We’re opposites
You’re still a caveman
I’m a modern man
I'm genetically anomalous
Spooky, you sure you didn't have any inbreeding on your side
For one, you seem to have the inclinations
I have books to prove it
To prove that it did or didn’t happen?
didn't
You never know Spooky
We had a lot of rapists though
Wow!
That totally is suprising
Never could’ve guessed
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honestly, both sides of my family have interesting stories
Dad's side had legit 15th century pirates
mom's side had organized crime
According to my great grandma I am related to davey crocket
And also to Italian mob bosses in New York
>The NY mob
The best of both worlds
That was the Jew one
i had an ancestor come over on the mayflower
I’m not Jewish though
Don’t worry
Turnip is up to 10% Jewish
Only italian
Is what he told me
Ay Tone
I’m walkin ere
Man, I really like 23andme
They've come a long way with their site
It’s pretty swell
Run by the sister to susan wojewski
Who cares
On record saying they throw in african dna just to fuck with white nationalists
We’ll probably be dead before this info matters
Gent, I actually kind of agree with their methodology
They speculate on a lot of shit, and don't just make safe assumptions
Which is where that quote's from
Defending why they don't necessarily wait for full sample sizes, would rather just update it over time "fix it later"
Update their methodology? idk if it lends much to their credibility if you're getting different results upon a second entry
Sounds like an easy excuse for shortcomings
All of their results rely on more and more people sequencing their DNA
And even now, there are a lot of gaps
I prefer they decide to show you what they actually think, even if it's not correct (since they update it as they get more data)
Rather than; let's say, they extrapolate the 70% of you they know with certainty, and just fudge the remaining 30%
So even if I were to drop my assumptions of malice, they'd still end up being dishonest in not just giving you a percentage of legitimate uncertainty
They give you that too
But they just dump it in "unassigned" if you choose that
I don't think they're some saintly company
But I get tired of hearing about all the stupid conspiracy theories
"They make shit up"
"they sell your DNA to China"
"They're going to increase your healthcare costs"
since I was busy to respond to something earier
I am also taller than my dad by quite a bit gent
(mind that is because he fell the 5th floor of an apartment before he was done growing and that kinda fucked his last bit of growth up)
also down to 5 things left to do
fuck yeah
almost not busy
Wednesday, April 3, 2019
Put on a happy face. The first trailer for Joaquin Phoenix's #JokerMovie has arrived! https://t.co/6Z3rCt3AbH
Why are they giving the joker a by the numbers origin story movie
I guess this will give us more clown world memes
