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Phijkchu mystery machine

No, like a big van

Oh okay

how many children are we talking

Unless you're insinuating you take up multiple rows

its white

Max, you didn't get to see my van

i was guessing

isnit not white'

sad

My prosthetics may need a few seats of their own

no the van's white

Rusp, without your legs, you can fit in front of someones feet

Not yours

I just mean you only got to see my other, more metrosexual car

I’d drown down there

i wonder how seating would work

Shove me under a seat

Better yet

I’ll drive

Are we getting bopit?

We have to suprise Bopit

By kidnapping him

And V& him

yeah

bopit is lonely

Well get the air hose set up in the back

He can make us pizzas the whole way there

if max dmed him asking him on a roadtrip he'd say yes

I think bopit met turnip

Not 100% sure on that one

wait, really Rusp?

Because he's 6 feet under?

What's the story on that

Sleepin with the turnips

Bopit messaged me saying something like

“There’s a wild turnip stalking me on my campus”

And he said that after turnip went to go meet up with another internet friend

As well as the fact that turnip lives in New York

lol

I could be off on this, and bopit could just be retarded

We should bring bio along right guys

Wouldn’t that be fun

pick up sunflora and his married couple

I mean, we'd need some bottoms, you're right Rusp

Sorry Spooky, I’m not allowed to have sex until marriage.

Is it really pre-marital sex, if no women are involved though?

It’s even worse

Max and xBrox don't have to be involved, they can just watch

At that point my scrotum will just be chopped off by Satan

What

wait

imconfused

why does satan punish people for doing things he likes

He likes scrotum

Very tsundere Max

if he's not the one to sodomize you

i wonder if hell is just super lit

He gets jealous

It’s on fire

So it is infact lit

does satan

yeet

No

He skeets up your asshole though

does jesus yeet

Man, I'm not sure we'd even be able to have a phijkchu meetup in hell we have to many pure lads

What does yeet even mean

idkf

No one knows

Doesn’t that just mean throwing something

Rusp, it's a sentence enchancer

Name one pure person here

Like scrote

Wheenever you want to add excitement, or possitive energy to a sentence you're writing

Rusp

Just add a couple YEETs

Because it's not rusp

Rusp