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He was in my video

$image donnel fire emblem

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sub

Sad

$image tentacle

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Hmm

$cocaine

oops

$image cocaine

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$image Rusp

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ah yes

There I am

theres rusp

$image maxakito

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!

lol

$google rusp

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$image retard

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There it is

lol

$image gay retard

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Today, I was at the school's rec center, working out for the first time in a while. While there, there was this very mysteriously attractive girl who kept shooting me glances. I asked for her number and she responded by saying "if you can lift this same weight as me". I couldn't. FML

Damn... so relatable

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Today, I had to very clearly explain to my mother, in public, why you cannot get cancer from eating too much ketchup. FML

Okay?

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These are not funny

Today, I got stumped by a childproof door. Twice. FML

they are really funny

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Today, I had to take a splinter out of my eight year old son's penis. FML

$image funny

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WHAT

NO

THE AST ONE WHAT

im crying

ITS PROVEN ME WRONG

it was so unexpected

They were all so terrible

$image spooky

Then

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$image crusty sock

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Consider me spooked

$image robert moran

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yep

thats rob

$image incompetence

Rob did not handle the transition well

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Today, I caught my husband once again looking at half naked pictures of a friend of mine on Facebook. When I asked why he did it, he said "I was checking to see if they were still there." FML

what

???

Ok

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Today, I excitedly checked the mail to see if my Halloween costume finally arrived. It didn't. I live in an isolated city, so finding a costume by any other means than the Internet was impossible. I spent over $100 for a costume that I won't even get to wear this year. FML

?>>>

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Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He had stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML

ok

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Today, I got into my first car accident. Extremely upset, I called my parents, because it was their car and I didn't know what to do. I told them what happened, and asked if they were on their way to where I was. My dad's response was "Hell no, we're eating dinner." FML

XD

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