banned-users

so can i get bot pika? ;)

Just become a robot

Instead of Umbreon

hmm

giving up my own life to become a robot

ill stop :(

Gent, girls at UCLA are complete sluts

We had a hiring event for engineers, Probably got 40-ish guys and 5-10 girls

sexism

All but one of the girls asked about maternity leave and/or contraceptive subsidies

Guess what the guys asked about? Not tangential bullshit

isn't maternity leave a given

do they even need to ask

Dialga, how much do you think is fair?

Because some countries give weeks, some months, some a year+

spooky one day we'll find your company

with all this info

well a year is too long i think

1-2 months might be reasonable depending on circumstance

That's normal

4-8 weeks for most companies

none

But the reason they ask is it's non-standard

It's just a really dumb thing to ask

I think total, maybe 3/30 questions asked by the girls weren't retarded

Meanwhile, I can only think of 1-2 dumb ones from the guys

Gent, you're a luck bastard though

These chicks are HOT

Somehow i doubt that

There was not a single girl in this pack less than an 8

Which is unheard of for engineering

Gent, I know you've said you don't go to UCLA, but let me know if you're at one of the other schools I'm visiting this week.

im sure thats a good idea

He could be the first Phijkchu to meet Spooky irl

Otherwise Max or Pika is going to beat him

and what an honor that will be

First to be stuffed then killed

i didn't know you were into taxidermy

You're thinking of being killed then stuffed Max

!

what is stuffing then killing called?

Extreme sex?

uh

i don't think that's sex

this is why nobody wants to meet you spooky

You know, Arizona isn't that far away tbh

that would be impressive to stuff a person with cotton without killing them

or i guess anything really

IDK, I bet I could stuff you with penis pretty easily

you're thinking on such a small scale spooky

In fact, I think 50% of the population has experience with this

And Dialga, I think most people know I'm not literally going to kill/maim/rape them

idk spooky

you're pretty sketchy

For the record, the last (and only) internet friend I've met irl was disappointed I wasn't literally a seriel killer

he was disappointed that he didn't get murdered?

They were expecting me to shank a cop or something

I shouldn't mention this

But she was a 5th grader

i'm calling the police

It was a while ago to be fair

you definitely shouldn't have mentioned that

I was in 8th or 9th grade

why isn't gent online

you know why

And she was a friend I knew through a WoW Skype group I was in for some reason

Despite not playing WoW

oof

8:00 NLtime exams should be illegal

Midterms*

AM or PM

Pm

i had much later exams

why is that bad?

Late exams are gay

6:30-8:00 + 1 hour of bussing means I get home at 9

Rip

Id prefer mid day exams