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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Friday, February 22, 2019
probably late because its me but
ELON CHAN DID IT
so i was at a funeral all day
that was fun
epic*
damn how many died
Dialga, what did you do
my grandma died
i didn't do anything
Sorry for your loss dialga
R.I.P
PewDiePie actually got Elon Musk
My God
late
It's #1 trending now though
shoulda had him review the mars rover
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There is no reason to unblock reggie ever
>open up the site for the first time today
https://i.imgur.com/v6e5uVD.png
uh oh
looks like someones been naughty!
12 year olds are not supposed to be on that website
stop it
but]
mangas are there!!1111!
What is that
nothing
a manga site
n for nothing
makes sense
it's nhentai gent
oh no
Okay, first off what does the n stand for
there's about 1000+ loli hentai doujins on there
no one knows gent
Secondly, what the fuck
also gent
its an average doujin site
most have loli
so its nothing special
But why do you read that
dunno https://i.imgur.com/Lyxm1l8.png
And I'm supposed to believe you're a girl
why would i https://i.imgur.com/QhgCldp.png
i canonically can't masturbate
Your lore doesn't add up
gent what would you do if youre horny and cant masturbate
Wait
go online and look at doujins
How can't you masturbate
ive explained this before
in #yiffy-cumhole
That sounds like the worst possible course of action
The correct course of action is to not be horny at all
You know umbreon, I'm gettin real sick of you
with your 3 syllable name and no good way to abbreviate it
sorry :(
max is so much cooler
Perhaps a rebranding is in order
m a x is so easy
just be like bopit
and call me "umb"
https://i.imgur.com/5dC2u7n.png
Yeah, no
Um 🅱️
use the first letter froom each syllable
U R N
Kappa
U R O
ah Umbreon was a euro all along
its a shame that justin roiland had to be in the meme review with elon