He just rubbed it on his micro peener
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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
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Sunday, February 10, 2019
Have you made songs like nicks?
man i had an epic anime-tier dream last night
there was a snake man, i got a magical girl usb stick
and there was a hot man who saved me, and i think i became an assiasnasnin or something
I had a dream that I was running
haha
Sad
pepeSmoke
ppHop
I can't wait for Discord to take your animated emotes away from you
DANK
bruh
My brother to me right now "are you scared T-series is going to beat pewdiepie"
fucking kek
tell him yes you are scared
your brother knows the important issues of our time
he also could name every single US president and when they served
does he know the speakerof the house though
kappa
Pika, put me in touch with your little brother
I'll help smuggle him into America
I would rather not send my brother to a shithole country with a pedophile
I could have two close calls back-to-back with border security
Bringing your present into Canada
And smuggling your brother out
If this thing is something I cannot reasonably justify owning I am not taking it
so i dont understand b orders
is there just a fence seperating our countries
so cant you just
Canada and the US has the worlds largest unguarded border
No Max, it's REALLY easy to get into Canada
walk to theother side
It's literally a deforested line of trees
Kind of amazing to look at
But if you don't cross at a road, you're essentially hiking 20 miles
they literally cut a line of trees
There’s also a town split in half by the us canada border
is also cuts some towns in half and has parts of the US that are separated from the US by a river
iirc, they're just US towns, who didn't give a fuck about the border
The one I’m taking about isn’t split by a river, they have a line painted diagonally through the town
No, I know. I was talking about something else
there is like a small piece of land that iirc no one lives on that is technically part of the US
there's a town like that in netherlands-belgium too, zingly
pretty funny
because the borders are retarded
The only reason not to cross at a checkpoint, is if you want to bring firearms into Canada, or drugs into America
No other real reason to
or youre smuggling a kid out of canada
or youre bringing an illegal present
Yeah the bit of Minnesota piercing into Canada
The present thing only matters if I get pulled into secondary
You can’t get here by land without crossing the border
The kid would ideally be cooperating, so if we moved fast, before Pika's parents put out an alert, it'd be fine
I'm sure they would let candian geese by always
Can boat in though
Alright, time to go back to not talking while I work on my assignments all day
have fun
sorry i meant
Pika, you better pick up your Discord phone if I'm ever being detained at a Canadian border
I'll call you Zacc if that ever happens FYI
Because I don't think the Mounties will appreciate me telling them about this "guy named Pikachu I know through a cult"
"Hey, this other pedophile I know, he's called pikachu, we talk on discord, you may have heard of it as the service currently being investigated for having cp. Anyways he'll vouch for me, I have been an active member of his cult for ages"
of course
"what's the cult about.. well it's themed around a kids video game, but the main aim of the cult now is to harass a transgender Canadian man who lives in Toronto"
unironically that would be worse for you then claiming you were a pedo
oh is the lore robs transgender now
might actually get detained for that
i forgot about rob and was wondering why the fuck pika is a transgender
