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Pika is the first person to agree with me on tomatoes

Tomatoes are amazing

something something im alerigc to tomatos kinda or something

Tomatoes are just water

but mildly

They have little flavor

?

Get a nice juicy batch and chop them up, make some bruschetta from it

pretty sure ive told the ketchup story before

There are ways to make tomatoes good putting big thick slices on sandwiches/wraps/burgers is not one of them

What is a brushxhehrfaa

get a nicy juicy batch and throw them at mexicans

ketchup story

You have a ketchup story?

It's an italian dish

im mildy mildyl mild mild mild

alergic to tomatos or something

Very simple, easy to make

and i had a lot of ketchup as a kid

like constantly

I’m allergic to corn and wheat

and i started to die

Though I think I’ve said that before

Nightshade allergy?

im not allergic to anything

I am not allergic to anything

as far as I know

How did you start to die Max?

Well I used to be allergic to it

I was throwing up a lot and theyn had to give me an iv

Then I didn’t eat it for like 3 years

and appearntly i was horrible looking

And it kinda subsided

so

welp we know how to poison max

put tomato in the drink

Yeah just give me 10 metric tons of tomatos

Bloody Mary

Or just take away her access to NL

Don’t worry max

I can imitate him

No posting god

Just make references to obscure things

how do we know you weren't horrible looking to begin with max

oof

But that's just another one of my

Woah

Epic burn

he just did it to her

The nurses should have saved us all a lot of trouble

And just given you a ketchup IV

damnit

:(

I almost stole your joke

i don't know spooky, you would've missed out on a discord friend

i also remeber having bad tasting apple juioce

and watching something on a roll in TV

Piss

Max is one of the most friended people on this server, her dying would affect as many people as me dying would Kappa

and then my IV fell out while they were strolling me to this big machine

I know multiple people who have drank piss because they thought it was juice

and blood went everyweher

oh god

Because you know us rednecks

Pissing in bottles

What the fuck is wrong with ohio

I know multiple people who drank juice and got mad because I swapped their piss jug with juice

its ohio

Go eat some quinoa

Max, you should let Dr.Spooky give you an IV

Maybe a little kale

why do you know people who casually have piss jugs

I can promise you, blood will be EVERYWHERE

I know multiple people who have never peed in a bottle

Peeing outside and in to bottles is common here

Gent, I doubt you even know multiple people

oof

Peeing outside is a great time