banned-users

That’s actually a joke I would’ve made without knowing that

Because of the whole

Polite stereotypes

Funny that it’s real

dude canadians are nice xDDD

He would shove the ASP up my ass max

But it’s real

All Sexual Pentupfustratiojn

very real

Alien sex probe?

Anal Stimulation Prototype

It is the name of the type of police batons they use

Forget what it stands for

If you google it images should come up

Pika are you bigger than your dad

this is important

Yes

i meant your dick

sorry for not specifying

Poor man

0_0

As far as I recall. I do not see his penis often

youve had to have seen it once or twice

He has more girth than I do though

Ah

interesting

I do not commit my fathers penis to memory

so you got the girth from your moms dick

The fact you know that is worrying

rusp

youve never seen your dads dick>?

ive seen my dads atleast 10 times

I bet you have

Not a surprise

Pika, does your whole family just have these near-identical 5.51 inch wangs

Go to public pools, you change with other men

pikas family is so big that the average is based off of them clearly

Why do that when I’m on the football team

>football team

not with that leg

Dick size?

What's "football normal"

I look up in the locker room

I have no idea tbh

Ruso now that you have no legs you should tell people your dick is larger than your legs

I don’t study my friends dicks

Look down next time

stare at them

ask for measurements

Yeah max

Rusp H O W

I’ll tell them you sent me

thx bro

I remember changing in middle/high school

You always saw dicks

We had a big locker room

everyone now adayas is pussies

and just hides in the corner

We we're changing shoulder to shoulder

Plus I’d shower before everyone else

I never had to change with other men in ms

Yeah

We don’t do that

Because our locker room was built for like 10 people

Ours is built for like 80

And we had 60ish this year

I saw a dick in the girls lockerroom ;)

You see your dick everyday max

Not that special

False

it didnt come out to say hi today

Max has a penis

Correct

false

i have a dick

he lives down the street

>:(

You live in Dickmond

Max is hooking up with her local chad

Her local soy loving Starbucks regular