It's probably all the tulips tbh
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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Thursday, January 10, 2019
Maybe they're jealous of how great this nation truly is Keeper
100% the tulips
Agreed
Tulips are overrated
Can you even easily Jihad tulips?
Can't burn them, cant explode them, can't shoot them
They could sabotage the shipment of tulips to Canada
Ruin international relations of these countries
How will Pika get his tulips
All fertility rates should drop
Japan needs to get theirs stable
Someone just asked if I was a gamer
How do I respond to that
they're trying to see if you need to be executed
That’s what I thought
They were going to hang me
Which is why I walked away
i hate that question
and then when they ask what games i name a bunch of games they don't even know about and the conversation becomes awkward
fucking normies, only knowing about CoD and LoL or whatever
I get asked it a lot
Someone has even asked me if I was a good “mobile” gamer
oh my god
Yeah man I play candy crush and fortnite mobile
is there such a thing as a "good" mobile gamer?
thought so
Nice try pal
But there is
And it’s me
i am also a good mobile gamer
that is, i don't play mobile games
which is a good thing
I have a ton of random mind numbing games
For when I’m waiting or something
what, like puzzle games and those ridiculous evolution games?
Kappa
Evolution games?
I have puzzle games
And crossword
these ones
there was a fucking craze for these games a few years back
at least where i lived
Oh yeah yeah
I remember now
I’ve played one or two
They suck ass though
yeah they do
they were fun at first
like the first 30 minutes
Very repetitive
Oh yeah
Bloons TD 6
Very epic
I also have
Minecraft
And angry birds
but do you have skyrim though
No 😞
how unepic of you
That doesn’t come out for a while
it isn't out yet?
i thought it was
Nope
Just checked
oof, didnt preorder it?
I did
he obviously did
then you would of known when its release was
epic gamer that he is
It said it’s expected March 31st
check mate
I had to check
The date at least
Also I have no idea how preorder works on phones
you probably get a code in your mail on release or something?
idk