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Tuesday, January 1, 2019
lets play that game
where everyone comes on a cookie
Well the game is that
Fuck, im in the south and i didnt even buy a moon pie
soggy biscuit
The last to cum eats it
But
its biscuit because its british
You want to eat it
Tutti frutti
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if i never come
its fine
cum*
Well you can’t
So
You can just eat it
Shit I don't come half the time I'm screwed
ill just watch
If you’re volunteering
Can I bring a chair though
would not having experience be good in this situation?
I can’t jerk off standing up
atleast ytou can masturbate
ha ha
No umbreon
First time took a while for me
True
I'm in
you need one time under your belt umbreon
Because I had no idea what I was doing
so you can do it
i refuse
Rusp, tell us the story of the first time you jacked off
Okay
I was uh
how do you even remeber that
15
the fuck
haha
i refuse to engage myself in such lecherous deeds
This sounds interesting
what
Nah virgins can participate
I’m a good Christian boy
uh huh
9 alll the way
So yeah
I uh
I don't remember because it was alot younger than 15
Sat down next to my bed
And lined out like a
Landing strip of toilet paper on the ground
woiw
just cum in your hand
and eat er up
That doesnt work
use the crab claw strat
The first time you cum, it's not like you can even get much distance, that's something you develop
If I accidentally get any on my hands I get pretty disgusted
Oh yeah I know spooky
But I didn’t know then
I didn’t even realize when the end was coming
heheh
shit
get it
eat it
you ate it
Cum is quite violent when it comes out, come on youve see hentais
No!
But uh yeah
It is real forceful
The first time I finished I had no idea it was happening
So I just kinda
rusp you should start eating your cum
