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i hope you enjoy 😆

Very epic

excuse me

https://i.imgur.com/HnQdioc.png

how do we go from this to that https://i.imgur.com/2eGTe34.png

actually trying

how do we go from the planet earth being a transoformer, merlin and the knights of the round table being friends with transformers to actually maybe a decent movie

oh yeah did you guys know earth is just a transformer?

its pretty cool

Earthimus Prime

guess who has two thumbs and just got rejected from cornell ED?

Sorry to hear about that, porygon

welp

looks like i cant start my senior slide for a while

Waitlisted, or denied outright?

rip

If you cut off one or both of your thumbs that statement is no longer valid

you still have a chance

or grow another

^

leg is demonstrating how he is the smartest one here

I did not even consider that

You can regrow parts of your finger I hear

just askpaladin

Like, from the first knuckle I think

perhaps tweet about them being anti semitic

call yourself native american

Oh yeah, if your future career is already compromised might as well shitpost online as much as you want

Are you just calling people the wrong name on purpose gent?

It was a joke

One of them subversion of expectations responses

This guy

This guy gets comedy

Let me tell you

];;'1]

%[?*|!!]

You think that was a fucking joke?

Autism isn’t a joke, Phijkchu_Pikachu.

oh

and if you are going to full name me

gotta do the entire name

Phijkchu_laid_Pikachu

thank you very much

Your mum finally said yes?

Zachariah “Phijkchu_laid_Pikachu” Benjamin

Dad actually

>giving me the same last name as carl of swindon

pls no

but you’re the mom

And he’s the stepdad

>thinking I am that desperate

lol

you misspelled knowing

thinking I am that knowing

fixed it

thanks Zach

np jessica

Please use my full name.

That is your full name

Simmer down, Russell

you are a southern hick with 1 name

We are not friends, you do not get to use nicknames.

Right, southern

My name is Jessica “Crusty_Rusp” Warski

When you're that far north, I guess it applies

You do not get to be related to racewarski

he’s my brother

You can be Jessica "Wheelchair_Pusher" Dongasaw if you wish

You chose to marry stepdad

Can I be Jessica Jarbo

Could just be matt jarbo tbh

we have never heard you push boulders

yeah I’m his daughter

I love how all these memes and references are used with such excellent timing and poignancy

I push a different kind of boulders to make money for my dad